God i need a drink .... make it a stiff one and make it snappy buster.
Sorry did i just say drink?? no... no... i meant dick.
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andybeau:
Well, a drink would be a good substitute for the dick you are not getting, and might even lead you to the promised land of skillful dicks. Could use a drink myself, but if drink is to mean something else right now, I'll say some pussy and just be a bit forward. I feel like I should start a support group for sexually frustrated people. Just a bunch of super horny people sitting a bar with a raging case of blue balls (or ovaries, so to speak).
plumpp:
@andybeau hahahaha yes totally!!! Then we could all vent and not feel like evil ppl cause we all know if you do it its ok if u do it in a group setting lol