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Yesterday my friend asked with only the type of smugness one gets from being in a new relationship, how was my love life going?
To which I replied kinda non exsistant since I'd refrained from seeing the usual douche bags that I do.
To which she then replied, you really are unlucky with guys emily, well I guess I'm lucky that god saw fit to bless me with quality over quantity like some of us............ ....... .....
In my mind I sucker punched her in the tit, in reality I shouted her dinner and a movie.