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I fell on my tailbone last night. My ass hurts, and I groan like an old man when I lean over.

On the plus side, I have pizza.

My friend told me a funny name to call old men:

"old balls"

It works on so many levels.
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maximillian:
Man, all the cool kids are friends with you.
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Hello world. I am new to this 'internet'. I have much to learn, I see.

edit: HOLY SHIT! There's pornography on the intarweb? Who'd've thunk it?
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