piratepete

I have taken up a new hobies at work, it works mostly on the newbies but I have gotten others as well. Sometimes when I get really wound up or excited I sort of stutter, but not like someone that stutters its just like I repeat a word several times incorrectly till I get it right, its really rare like one in a month that I trip up on a word but now its almost an hourly thing and I punctuate it with foul language(FUCK, ASS!), really funny foul language (SHIT BADGER!). I love it Doc has Terretts, or does he? Hmmmm.... It has been fun for a while but what ever. The other thing I have started doing is I have taken up hunting snipe once again. This is an actual past time for a Navy Corpsman, I have all the offenders that make various excuses for missing shots appointments exams etc on a list in my head. I take this list and go look up their records and find out what they are due for, and then I go hunting...... It is totaly classic, especially when I nail an officer that dodges medical issues all the time. Example: I am walking along the P-way (hall) and I see the guy and this is how it goes....

THEM: "Hi Doc, whats up?" Or like I have not heard this a
billion times "What's up......Doc?"
ME: "Oh not a whole lot, just the usual you know sick call
and medical crap."
THEM: Insert something brainless here
ME: "Hey wanna see something really cool?" Now this
is the good stinkey bait right here
THEM: "Like what, is it an accident or something?"
And there goes the first nibble, curiosity
ME: "I can't say, not out here anyways come with me."
Now it must be something special for me to haul
the poor bastard off
ME: "It will only take a sec and it's good stuff."
Now time is not a factor
THEM: "OK! What is it, no don't tell me its gotta be good!"
The anticipation the nibbles grow bigger!
ME: "Oh is some special stuff alright, step into my office."
Here comes the bite!
THEM: "I can't wait!" Music to my ears they can't wait!
NOW! PULL THAT SNIPE IN!
ME: "Shut the door, make sure its closed all the way,
its over here on my lap top take a good look at this
its some special shit man, your due for (insert shot)
and I have it all prepped and everything."
BOOYAH! GOTCHA!
THEM: "Hey you can't do that, its not fair. Man you SUCK!"

This makes my work day so much more fun, and I take pride in finding the guy that woke me up at 3 am because his pp hurt after he stuck it in some whore and its been bothering him for the last 4 days.
SICK CALL HOURS MOTHER FUCKER! PAY BACK IS A BITCH!

See the great thing about this is they can not really be pissed off at me since I grabbed them for something they were going to get anyways. They all say they won't trust me anymore, but guess what that lasts about hour for the average dumb ass.

More pictures on the way, I have to resize them before I post them since the ones I take are like 100X bigger then what is allowed (slight exaggeration but several I had to reduce to 12% of original size)