YES IT IS TRUE, I AM SPEED RACER........
and this is my trusty Mach 5
Yeah baby yeah!!!! It may not look like much to the casual observer but it in itself is a thing of masterful engineering...
In fact this is a view at top speed in the van on the way to 29 Palms last week, and not that is not in Kph, it's MPH!! (actual speed is governed to 97 mph and the photo is googled)
A high end super government radio system
I will say that it works so well that I didn't even hear him creep up on me.. 
FUCKING FARVA!!!! (I swear this cop looked just like him)
Bastard clocked me doing "EXACTLY 96 MILES PER HOUR, BUT I KNOW YOU WERE GOING OVER 110."
Good call Farva tell that to the electronic speed governer that limits speeds in excess of "exactly 97 miles per hour"
All said and done I know I'm guilty, hell its been since 1993 or 94 since my last ticket so think that I was due for one... but NINETY FUCKING SIX MILES PER HOUR!!!! Nope not a break for the Pete on this one... One good thing is that I should still be able to go to traffic school or at least that's what I'm hoping for 
In the end I'm going to send the bill to the US Navy and tell them to fix it, after all if the van has a cruise control I wouldn't have been speeding.... Ok that's a lie but it sounds good.
schiavona:
I'm just amazed that the speedometer has a 200mph mark on it. 
whitewidow:
I don't know what you are trying to prove by going that fast.....trust me when I say that I am NOT amused by that NEITHER impressed by this act of stupidity. Sorry for being so harsh but if you ever die because of your driving I'll never forgive you!