FUCKN A SOMEONE BROKE INTO MY CAR TODAY AND STOLE MY CD PLAYER JUST BE GLAD I DIDNT CATCH HIM IMSO PISSED
ELVISLIVES
SO WHY DO I HAVE TO PUT UP WITH THIS SHABBY CRAP ON MY FRONT DOORSTEP? NOW BE BEAUTIFUL NEW APARTMENT STINKS OF WET FUR AND BURNING DRAGON SPIT, AND I THINK ONE OF THE CANCERS MATED WITH THE DOORMAT. IT KEEPS CURSING AT ME IN A THICK MEXICAN ACCENT. I MAY HAVE TO HAVE IT SHOT.
IF YOU LOVED ME, YOU'D ALL KILL YOURSELVES TODAY.
-SPIDER J-
You should go to the flea market at the drive-in tomorrow morning. I'll bet you a million dollars that's where you'll find your stereo. You should have gone today.
Heehee. At least those fuckers that robbed you didn't get anything that actually worked. That's what they get, bitches!