thank you everybody for the birthday wishes. it was an alright birthday. but seriously... how can one beat sitting 3 feet away from this on your last birthday
you can't... you just can't. but there were some bonuses this year. first time having birthday sex oh yes! from a sweetheart that got me an awsome pirate shirt and a jello shot kit and a ticket to gwar. how sweet. awww. also a new vibrator from a friend at work. oh yes... mini bullet... how fucking awsome! it was sorta a relaxed day. except i had to work and be bored out of my mind. but oh well... can't win them all. but cheers to the anniversary of yesterday. rememberance of good friends and crazy drinking and spin the bottle and being stunned with a stun gun and polish vodka and vomit on my car. yes.... birthdays are good.
you can't... you just can't. but there were some bonuses this year. first time having birthday sex oh yes! from a sweetheart that got me an awsome pirate shirt and a jello shot kit and a ticket to gwar. how sweet. awww. also a new vibrator from a friend at work. oh yes... mini bullet... how fucking awsome! it was sorta a relaxed day. except i had to work and be bored out of my mind. but oh well... can't win them all. but cheers to the anniversary of yesterday. rememberance of good friends and crazy drinking and spin the bottle and being stunned with a stun gun and polish vodka and vomit on my car. yes.... birthdays are good.
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al:
Oh man, that party was a BLAST. I'm glad you had a good birthday this year too!
dunx:
Awesome presents! Sorry me and Maximillian couldn't help you out again this year. Next time.