pinkisux

i dunno, with stars is nice, but rather unsatisying. but hey! don't settle for the canned shit, when it's so easy to make yourself. make adam or kevin do it or something:
buy a chicken breast, throw it in a pot with a few peeled carrots, some celery, and a small onion - you don't even need to chop em- add enough water to cover em, and cook until the vegetables are done. add salt as it's cooking, to taste. i like mine really salty. cook some noodles and dump em in. i think big super thick noodles are most pleasant, but when you're really sick, spaghetti noodles may be easier to deal with.
i swear, it'll cure anything. that, and that gypsy cold care tea you can get at the supermarket. that stuff rocks. it's like, wellness tea brand or something. the throat coat is gross, but the gypsies are yummy. cultural commodification rocks!

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