So under "Makes Me Sad" I listed liars and theives, right? Well, they don't really make me sad-they make me angry. To me, one of the biggest insults is to have someone lie to you. Its like they're saying "I'm smarter than you" and flaunting it in your face. It burns me up....
So there's this chick, right? And she thinks she's smarter than us lowly retail store employee's, so she starts buying all this stuff, with bad checks (My store's check system is very outdated, and we only get updates on bad checks every few months). Then, after the 10 day waiting period, she starts bringing it back for cash refunds. Not gonna fly with me, girl. I call the L.P. department, they tell me the checks are bouncing, the account is closed, and we can have her arrested if she comes back in. So you know good an well I'm tryin' my best to get her tossed in the clink. She straight up lied to me one day when she was buying some more crap with her bad checks. Telling me how someone she knew had stolen her "Pampered Chef" account checks, and went around writing bad checks with them--but that person is in jail now, because she doesn't deal with that stuff. Lying sack of crap.
I HATE liars and theives.
I wish I could be a cop. I'd love my job then.
I already love bustin' little heathen shoplifters in my store. Caught a girl who was on a fieldtrip with her church group one time. Hilarious.
Am I mean?
So there's this chick, right? And she thinks she's smarter than us lowly retail store employee's, so she starts buying all this stuff, with bad checks (My store's check system is very outdated, and we only get updates on bad checks every few months). Then, after the 10 day waiting period, she starts bringing it back for cash refunds. Not gonna fly with me, girl. I call the L.P. department, they tell me the checks are bouncing, the account is closed, and we can have her arrested if she comes back in. So you know good an well I'm tryin' my best to get her tossed in the clink. She straight up lied to me one day when she was buying some more crap with her bad checks. Telling me how someone she knew had stolen her "Pampered Chef" account checks, and went around writing bad checks with them--but that person is in jail now, because she doesn't deal with that stuff. Lying sack of crap.
I HATE liars and theives.
I wish I could be a cop. I'd love my job then.
I already love bustin' little heathen shoplifters in my store. Caught a girl who was on a fieldtrip with her church group one time. Hilarious.
Am I mean?
justin1972:
Junkies and liars and theives, oh my! Hey girl, I hear you. And no, wouldn't say you're mean. A little malicious, perhaps, but not mean, no. You know I'm just kidding, I hope. Anyway, no lies. Lies bad, honesty good. Its the only way to conduct business of any kind. Personal, work, family, loved ones of all kinds; it all deserves honesty. Otherwise, we'd all be living amongst ginormous piles of bullshit.
pinkily:
Holy crap you said ginormous!! Thats what my assistant manager says--she's the 1st person I ever heard use that phrase.