Ok, so news of my day. I have a pet rat, that i lovingly named testicle. Testicle escapes fairly frequently but comes back.. Accept on its last escape.. It got into my fucking drawr that i keep my toys in.. You know, vibrators and the such. IT FUCKING ATE MY TOYS. Like chewed the heads off two of them, and i swear it hid my pocket rocket.. Im really upset. It means i need to buy new stuff. fucksors.
flotsomandjetsom:
Maybe it wants your pocket rocket for itself?