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Indiana

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Tuesday May 05, 2009

May 5, 2009
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I swear to blog I overheard this conversation today between two guys in my weight training class.
"So I want to send a prank e-mail to professor (insert name here). But from a fake email address. And it'll say, 'Sorry I missed the last 2 classes, my abortion failed and they ripped out my clitoris instead.'"

It made me hurt and also laugh, because if that's their idea of female anatomy, they will obviously never get laid.
VIEW 10 of 10 COMMENTS
bender99:
I do think I need more Kiwi attention! I ran in a 10k race about a week ago and my doctor suspects that it causes a stress fracture.
May 6, 2009
tiger_fodder:
Thank you Ms Froot. kiss
May 10, 2009

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