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rainbow snot? ewww

i hate sitting trough bad movies.

I actually rented Deuces Wild when it first came out and never got a chance to watch it. From the previews it looked decent. I'm glad i didnt get around to checking it out
yuck 3 coloured snotsounds like a sinus infection. Try Sudifed, Robitussin, and Ibuprofen. That shit usually works well-ish. Shteeve sez 100 proof or better vodka and orange juice helps him kick flues and such. The alky kills the shit and the vitamin C helps cure you.
And if it doesnt work, after a few doses, you wont really care...
Then there's the tanic acid thing. Tanic acid helps the immune system and such. It's found in most teas. I think chamomile would be a good bet. You should prolly have some-o-dat. Most chicks do
The thing about viruses is, it's seven to ten days from the point of infection till you start showing signs, and then another seven to ten days for you to kick it. Usually. I think that's the general rule of thumb. Or whatever.
About Deuces Wild...Mark Bensi was the music editor, but the dude you prolly wanna castrate and lobotomize is Scott Silvey (the sound designer), it was his bright idea to make the shit sound like...well, shit. Neither man would be missed, cinematically.
Silvey did 61*a decent flick about Mantle and Maris' race to beat Babe Ruth's home run record. And Playing Goda POS gangster flick with Duchovny as a drug addled surgeon, Andy Garcia (i think) as a gangster (or high powered drug dealer), and Angelina Jolie as his wife (or girlfriend). Those are the only two i've ever heard of.
And I've never even heard of Mark Bensii say off with his head!
and so on. you mentioned two things i could go on and on and on about--movies and illness. i shall stop here.

[Edited on Dec 22, 2004 1:30AM]

ugh. never locked myself out of the house. locked myself out of my car once.....when it was still running....at 3 am in the morning...in the blockbuster parkinglot in campus town. luckily there was a cop there that couldnt do shit for me!
a campus cop overheard the real cop on the radio calling in about my problem and stopped by and popped the lock. heh.

look on the bright side, atleast yr not going to be miserable in class! you can rest all you want.

if youve got the time, drop by. i'll be up by 2-ish. work at 4, home by nine. free after that.

oh, if you do drop by, the back door is the best way to get me. just follow the driveway, you cant miss it.

please, please, PLEASE(!!!) tell me yr wanting to see Finding Neverland because of the story and not cos yr a nouveau Depp fan.
that kills me. i over heard some chicks at work (students, not actual workers) saying that theyve seen everything since Pirates OTC. they were parroting generic cinema phrases like "He cant be typecast!"
motherfucker.
if you didnt know that when he went from Platoon to Scissorhands to Cry-Baby to Gilbert Grape, then you...nevermind.
people piss me off.
you're friends sound like mine.
me: "Wanna see PhoneBooth?"
Sammy or David or Guy or Miles etc: "Do what?"
me: "PhoneBooth. it's about a dude that's trapped in a phonebooth by a sniper. it looks badass."
them: "Oh, bad, alot of action?"
me: "Nah, prolly not...he's stuck in a phonebooth, you know. it's a suspence type thing."
them: "Dude...gay, lets see A Man Apart!"
me: *sigh* "Whatever."

hang on a minute...clive barker did a david copperfield movie?
i'm so disheartened...
are we talking B&W adams family or the ones with christina ricci and raoul julia?

dude.....you're dr evil guy is BRILLIANT!
i was thinking about getting some NAMBLA t-shirts and putting them on ebay as "punk, emo, retro, goth" t-shirts. those kids'll buy ANYTHING! you know, as long as its described as "punk, emo, retro, goth".
i'd prolly have to make my own NAMBLA tees, the guys at t-shirt house will prolly shit themselves....and my name'll be put on the FBI watch list.....again. either way, it's be funny...and a good way to grab some bank.
(NAMBLA is the north american man-boy love association, if you didnt know)
"structural anthropology," eh? like the trinity, betrayal, ressurection thingie between christianity and egyption thingie? that's kinda badass--it's the relegious thingie i quote most against christians. that the christ story was around waaay before christ .
see, quick learner!
i'll be an anthropolathingie in no time!

hmm...the gpa was asking for it anyways, you know, wearing that skirt and halter top and all. skank.
either way, sorry bout the F.
me mum would always say, "Students dont fail, teachers fail." thats something would hear in HS........alot. ahem.

if i could get more people to say "whilst," i'd be a happy man.

have you seen the previews of The Life Aquatic? it's by the dude that did tannenbaums and rushmore (and bottle rocket)?
it looks pretty badass.
the chloe thing...supernice. though i was kinda puzzled at first. all like, "Fetish? i dont get it.....oooooooh, ok. what I fetishize, not....like....barb wired nipples and spanking and...donkey lovin or whatever."
suicidal cows, you say? cant say ive ever read that...
and i own Coffee and Cigarettes. it drags at places, but it's definately worth it for the RZA/GZA/Bill Murray, Waits/Pop, Coogan/otherguy, and the Kate/Cousin bits.
i thought that i might have had more to say. i guess not.

Thank you for the kind words, they helped.

Personal recommendation: Illinois weather's real great right now, so if the cover doesn't slap you into staying awake well enough, a quick step out onto the porch will

no sleep? that seems to be with everyone i know. what is it with you people? whats so hard with just laying down and going to sleep when yr 'posed to?
i sometimes forget how to sleep...er...cause "Les Inept" is a concept, not a description.
maybe it's my mantra...er...

"are you really interested in learning about extinct humans?" nah, i'm just trying to get laid--i mean, hell yeah!
honestly, though, yes. i get a deep and satisfying...er...satisfaction out of learning new things. 'specailly if i get to say things like, "Antropologically speaking..." and such.
though, you'll have to be patient with me if i fail to grasp a concept at first...i have a tendency to...well...fail to grasp something if it's like...scientific or technical or at all...like concrete. ahem.
saturday should be fine. drop me a line if it'd be easier to arrange via phone.
though i'm tragically inept when it comes to...like....phones. it's the numbers that throw me off. it's like, "ok...9-1...shit, what was the last number? oooh, 1. ok, 9-1-1..........why isnt it going thru?....shit i forgot to hang up--9-1......fuck! what was it? *groaning sound from around my feet* Sam, you still with me.....?"

i shot something out of my nose @ the zevon joke! they were afraid to laugh, you should have made fun of em for it.
it's not like good ol warren's offended by it, right?

now, onto alienating the dimebag darrel fans! a santa clause joke is in there, try and find it.
the code was:
"the three eyed chicken of death loves anal monkey lovin. He eats pussy like a pig. The three eyed chicken of death isnt happy, though, he's very sad because robot wrestlers stole his vombot. To get it backl, the three eyed chicken of death must lick 10000 sick (READ:perverted) pirates. And if it's one thing that the three eyed chicken of death hates, it's sick pirates. "
Baddabing.
"zouchoudian, zinganthropus, Australopithecis afarensis" wtf?
i'm ready and willing to learn, i really am..."cult of the purgitive ayahuasca"--wtf?
hmm...

Very good grasshopper. My message has been decoded. There's another at the end of this post, let's see how astute you really are.........and if you're good, there might not be a booty joke.......
Parents dog. Mother's dog, really, seeing as though she's the only one who likes it. And she's not that old, barely a year, if that. She's a 'coon hound/pit bull mix, or something. Because of this, as a joke, when we first got her, we would call her Blue...to poke fun at hillbillies and hounds. Unfortunately, it stuck. As if it would help, my mother insists it's name is French, Bleu as opposed to Blue. The change it makes when you switch those two letters around is astounding.

And debt is good. Makes the world go 'round. Spend spend spend. That's why god gave us credit cards AND Christmas. Because, as we know, God is an American. If it's anything Bowie taught us, it's that.
So, is the D for the test or the class?

The of s anal . he eats like a . the of isnt though, he's very because s stole his . to get it back, the of must 10000 s. and if there's one thing that the of s it's .

that's kinda hard for me to decipher, so if you cant, i aint mad at ya...you just dont win the grand prize...



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yay! congratualtions! now, clean yrself off and study hard--philosophy aint no walk in the park. unless you ARE a philosopher, in which case it is...in fact, if your a philosopher, you can probably philosophize (eer?) about walkin in the park. now...only if they would get paid for it

+ = vombot, btw.
and
+ = love sick.
so when i say:
"the was being ed by the ."
you completely understand what i'm saying. YOU WILL NEVER BREAK MY CODE! ! mwahahahaaaa!
damnit.
i knew it! i always knew JLC looked manly, even in Trading Places when whe was wearing the red dress and her nipples were poking out! i knew they be man boobies, yo. even so....ahem.

...bookerrinies...?
the genetic oddity of JLC? please, do tell! (she also kinda looks like annie lennox. it's funny how you never see lennox, bowie, and JLC together.... )
scantron....scantron.....distant relative of shazbot?
start using scantron as a vulgarity...watch to see how fast it catches on.
make the scantron song a techno song and i'm sure it'll be a hit. those prats listen to anything with a nnn-tss-nnn-tss-nnn-tss beat to it.
good luck on the test!
you can say alotta different things with smilies:

+ =cocklicker
+ =pussylicker
+ = pigkisser
+ =piratelicker--er
+ =love sick
+ + =winking, one-eyed...er...turkey.
bookerrinies...?

I wish I had classes that had bookerrinies regular text books are soooo expensive.