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last night was baaad, i went to see "metal bands" so called because there music is supposed to be heavy and dangerous...the first band was like diet metal, like alluminium, and whiney, baad, and the band that usually rocks had a bad night because of the other diet metal bands were there fuckin shit up for em. i'm just glad i didn't pay cover. and...
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akasnuggles:
well...son of a bitch. i'm not the only one pounding out a late night (early morning?)....fucking stempi.......
Yeah, happy birthday! too old for something bizarre, too young for a successful career in politics.
or golf.
or...dentistry.
and tennis.
or whatever else lame-assed republicans do.
so, Happy Birthday!
<---pretend it's a penguin....er....penguins are birds right? they have wings and beaks...and lay eggs, that makes birds, right?
Yeah, happy birthday! too old for something bizarre, too young for a successful career in politics.
or golf.
or...dentistry.
and tennis.
or whatever else lame-assed republicans do.
so, Happy Birthday!
<---pretend it's a penguin....er....penguins are birds right? they have wings and beaks...and lay eggs, that makes birds, right?
akasnuggles:
shit, penguins lay eggs, right?
are all birds poultry, or just chickens? cos i've heard turkey's referred to as poultry...i think...maybe they said it was "A bird" and i heard "poultry."
should have said about the band, "They would have been really good if they didnt suck so much!"
or, if you wanted to be subtle...
"Yeah, best metal band since Limp Bizkit!"
or, if you wanna be sypathetic...
"Man, they could have been great, you know, if they didnt suck."
or, condescending...
"So, you guys liked that? I'll call you guys next time i have gas--we'll rock out..."
or, really critical...
"yeah, they rocked about as much as the dismembered retards that i saw last week--they played kazoos!"
and so on
are all birds poultry, or just chickens? cos i've heard turkey's referred to as poultry...i think...maybe they said it was "A bird" and i heard "poultry."
should have said about the band, "They would have been really good if they didnt suck so much!"
or, if you wanted to be subtle...
"Yeah, best metal band since Limp Bizkit!"
or, if you wanna be sypathetic...
"Man, they could have been great, you know, if they didnt suck."
or, condescending...
"So, you guys liked that? I'll call you guys next time i have gas--we'll rock out..."
or, really critical...
"yeah, they rocked about as much as the dismembered retards that i saw last week--they played kazoos!"
and so on
ok, so last night i got pretty drunk and resorted to some pretty horriffic joke telling...not funny and ultimatly got me banned from the house of my peers....
however. this is all in retrospect and when one is hung over, there is a tendency to over analyze some situations. but it wasn't fun like last time and people were all weird, i was trying to...
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however. this is all in retrospect and when one is hung over, there is a tendency to over analyze some situations. but it wasn't fun like last time and people were all weird, i was trying to...
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akasnuggles:
getting banned from anything isnt a bad thing--for example, i've been banned from Denny's for the last 12 years. i have no respect for any eatery that mocks the power of a blueberry waffle and ones tendecy to dry hump said breakfast food.
minus the syrup.
because erratic behaviour be damned if there's a messy cleanup.
i'm not saying you should have stabbed the bitch, but...you should have stabbed her. and eaten her flesh.
and with a mouthful of the stupid cunt, shouted DON'T CONDESCEND ME, BITCH!
and be praised by all who witnessed it.
honestly, i dont think dude from (HED)pe was trying to be funny. at all. the lyrics sound funny without a backbeat and sense of urgency, but this dude was being completely serious.
god, you should hear it. downloawd it immediatey or something.
if it was a joke, i could have loved it. i mean, Mindless Self Indulgence did a song about pedophilia, funny as hell!
and, yes, tasteless, ineffuectual, art-lacking "sex jams" get on my nerves from across all genres.
back to HEDpe, read some of their lyrics and see what i mean...
their first album was wickedly sardonic and rocked, second...was ok, less sardonic and more...banging teenage girls in alleys, suicide, and angry-grr-type stuff. Like Rage Against The Machine meets Limp Bizkit. *shudders*
third album sucks. Hard. It sucks hard. Complete butt-rock (SEE ALSO: Saliva, Papa Roach, Hoobastank et al).
comment's running a little long, huh?
minus the syrup.
because erratic behaviour be damned if there's a messy cleanup.
i'm not saying you should have stabbed the bitch, but...you should have stabbed her. and eaten her flesh.
and with a mouthful of the stupid cunt, shouted DON'T CONDESCEND ME, BITCH!
and be praised by all who witnessed it.
honestly, i dont think dude from (HED)pe was trying to be funny. at all. the lyrics sound funny without a backbeat and sense of urgency, but this dude was being completely serious.
god, you should hear it. downloawd it immediatey or something.
if it was a joke, i could have loved it. i mean, Mindless Self Indulgence did a song about pedophilia, funny as hell!
and, yes, tasteless, ineffuectual, art-lacking "sex jams" get on my nerves from across all genres.
back to HEDpe, read some of their lyrics and see what i mean...
their first album was wickedly sardonic and rocked, second...was ok, less sardonic and more...banging teenage girls in alleys, suicide, and angry-grr-type stuff. Like Rage Against The Machine meets Limp Bizkit. *shudders*
third album sucks. Hard. It sucks hard. Complete butt-rock (SEE ALSO: Saliva, Papa Roach, Hoobastank et al).
comment's running a little long, huh?
yeah, i've been invited out to get drinks with the peeps in my department, now i only have to remember, i am not
roseanne roseanna danna, and they don't want to here about the stuff i steped in this morning, even if it was yellow and brown and smelled worse than any thing i've ever steped in before. and i almost puked cleaning it off...
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roseanne roseanna danna, and they don't want to here about the stuff i steped in this morning, even if it was yellow and brown and smelled worse than any thing i've ever steped in before. and i almost puked cleaning it off...
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akasnuggles:
great entry, i might safely say its the best entry of yours i've read.....that was a generic comment, huh?
when i lie, i try to make it sound like a lie so i dont have to say, "That was a lie...eerm."
when i lie, i try to make it sound like a lie so i dont have to say, "That was a lie...eerm."
a little fanageling and carefull financial planning on my part says that i can pay off like 98% of my credit card debt like this week, ok like 43%and over the course of the next month,
i will have eliminated two more of my remaining four credit cards and that means i'm down a total of by like 50% since this time last year..now to...
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i will have eliminated two more of my remaining four credit cards and that means i'm down a total of by like 50% since this time last year..now to...
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akasnuggles:
yay, fuzzy math!
our generation (are you part of my generation, fogey?) is addicted to debt.
back in HS i remember kids having credit cards and not even having a goddamn job, wtf?
oh and chicks eating eggs--sick. never made the connection.
honestly.
how fucked up is that?
[Edited on Jan 20, 2005 12:15AM]
our generation (are you part of my generation, fogey?) is addicted to debt.
back in HS i remember kids having credit cards and not even having a goddamn job, wtf?
oh and chicks eating eggs--sick. never made the connection.
honestly.
how fucked up is that?
[Edited on Jan 20, 2005 12:15AM]
i had the joy of watching a couple movies this weekend....what was i thinking,
code 46...like 1984/lost in translation/ and soilent gree?...
and so it was ok...not that bad, but, then there was...duh duh
the clearing...ohmigod...i almost died. this was quite possibly the worst movie about kidnapping ever, maybe even just the worst movie. yeah, baaaad.
i get to start my classes today
i hope...
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code 46...like 1984/lost in translation/ and soilent gree?...
and so it was ok...not that bad, but, then there was...duh duh
the clearing...ohmigod...i almost died. this was quite possibly the worst movie about kidnapping ever, maybe even just the worst movie. yeah, baaaad.
i get to start my classes today
i hope...
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akasnuggles:
i rented code 46, havent watched it yet.
the clearing?
hurray for classes!
the clearing?
hurray for classes!
"birthday song birthday song birthday song...."
ahh, i miss the days of ol, hanggin out at hooters with the guys from the shop, then headin over to the strip club to watch my supervisor get dejected from the club
memories...
today my family is have a birthday party for me... i don't understand this, what does this mean, at 25 in the eyes of my...
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ahh, i miss the days of ol, hanggin out at hooters with the guys from the shop, then headin over to the strip club to watch my supervisor get dejected from the club
memories...
today my family is have a birthday party for me... i don't understand this, what does this mean, at 25 in the eyes of my...
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b57913:
family is weird like that. it's like an acted out form of nostalgia.
haha be good!
if i don't get you later... happy b-day! party hard!
haha be good!
if i don't get you later... happy b-day! party hard!
akasnuggles:
"i thought only little kids had to experience the pain of unrealized wishes acompanied by a candle decorated pile of sugar and lost hope."
...dude...
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you completely killed my buzz......
seriously...
goddamn....
goddaaaaaaamit
...dude...
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you completely killed my buzz......
seriously...
goddamn....
goddaaaaaaamit
poooop!
honeycrack:
IM origonally from springfield, but moved up here about 8 months ago..... and its... 9:59 here...buuuudddd...mmmmmmm 
went to job and hung out with bitter ol ladies. i'm supposed to go out with friend joe tonight but he's being all bejiggity. and eric said he wouldn't come untill like 11-i'll be asleep by then. will work again tomarrow for lunch money. i talked to dr. skibo about his field school, he said its only like 900$ all i could think of is...
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akasnuggles:
i havent seen Sideways yet, but i really really really want to. did it come out on DVD already?
the pot thingie...like...warm water?
i'll try warm water tonite, if it doesnt work...i'll sue you
900$? well, if you get to play in the dirt AND get certified, i say go for it!
yee-haw and all that!
"i went to bed reasonably...not too late" LOL
6 hours of sleep is resonable if yr a student or a sociopath or something.
now 8-10 hours, that's reasonable.
i actually did the same thing, emailing people i had lost contact with about 3 months ago. i only emailed two people. and of those, i exchanged emails for...like...less than a week. then fell out again.
what the fuck is "bejiggity?"
is it anything like "intrinsic?"
the pot thingie...like...warm water?
i'll try warm water tonite, if it doesnt work...i'll sue you
900$? well, if you get to play in the dirt AND get certified, i say go for it!
yee-haw and all that!
"i went to bed reasonably...not too late" LOL
6 hours of sleep is resonable if yr a student or a sociopath or something.
now 8-10 hours, that's reasonable.
i actually did the same thing, emailing people i had lost contact with about 3 months ago. i only emailed two people. and of those, i exchanged emails for...like...less than a week. then fell out again.
what the fuck is "bejiggity?"
is it anything like "intrinsic?"
akasnuggles:
right at typing/eye level is the phrase "the sideways twinkle monkey dance"....wtf?
the more i listen to the scissor sisters, the more i know i'm in love. its like bowie and abba together. why has it taken so long for something this great to come along?
any who... only one more week of break left..thank god, i'm losin it, and my parents are wiggin about my up-comming birthday, all i can think of is, as old as...
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any who... only one more week of break left..thank god, i'm losin it, and my parents are wiggin about my up-comming birthday, all i can think of is, as old as...
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akasnuggles:
scissor sisters? never listened to abba so i didnt make the connection. to me it was, like, bowie and elton john
the 70's are coming back in a big way--jet, scissor sisters, and the darkness. my mothier's really digging on that shit
you thought Garden State was "lacking any substance whatsoever"? oh...my...god--what the fuck's wrong with you?! the characters and dialogue and directing was brilliant! it might not have been saying anything...like...significant or anything, but it was a sublime story!
what's your favourite movie of all time?
teeth? nothing in the dispay case that i saw, but the library has a TON of stuff...probably.
that's a place we should hang out, the library of a medical school
i always have fun at work--that's why i work there
the 70's are coming back in a big way--jet, scissor sisters, and the darkness. my mothier's really digging on that shit
you thought Garden State was "lacking any substance whatsoever"? oh...my...god--what the fuck's wrong with you?! the characters and dialogue and directing was brilliant! it might not have been saying anything...like...significant or anything, but it was a sublime story!
what's your favourite movie of all time?
teeth? nothing in the dispay case that i saw, but the library has a TON of stuff...probably.
that's a place we should hang out, the library of a medical school
i always have fun at work--that's why i work there
akasnuggles:
ok, res dogs did have great (GREAT!!) dialogue and a great story. the directing was ok (not as good as pulp fiction--the best QT movie ever), i will give you that. but it's two different kinds of movies!
one's a character piece, one's a noir crime...thingie.
that's like comparing...fuckin'...boogie nights to...........................donnie darko or something. both great movies for different reasons.
if we're talking about Garden state, put it up against Lost in Translation or Amelie--both of which i think were better.
Reservior Dogs should go up against...Lock Stock and The Usual Suspects. It's better than Lock Stock, but NOT AS GOOD as The Usual Suspects.
Feel me, yo?
is the chubichabrea the "chupa-thingie" from Red vs Blue?
Hell's Kitchen? never seen it, enlighten me (Reservior Dogs, Hell's Kitchen...yr a lil hard edged, huh
)
one's a character piece, one's a noir crime...thingie.
that's like comparing...fuckin'...boogie nights to...........................donnie darko or something. both great movies for different reasons.
if we're talking about Garden state, put it up against Lost in Translation or Amelie--both of which i think were better.
Reservior Dogs should go up against...Lock Stock and The Usual Suspects. It's better than Lock Stock, but NOT AS GOOD as The Usual Suspects.
Feel me, yo?
is the chubichabrea the "chupa-thingie" from Red vs Blue?
Hell's Kitchen? never seen it, enlighten me (Reservior Dogs, Hell's Kitchen...yr a lil hard edged, huh
)
"they say the next ice age will be here by the time our grandkids are born..."
haha! i'm not planning on having kids! i think somebody found a loophole!
"if it isn't pot, then what is it?"
knowing Jed, dried celery leafs and herbs and junk...pocket lint...in an reused bag. there's prolly enough weed there to get me fired if i have to take a drop test, but not enough to...fuck me up, as it were.
heyhey, 7 more to go!........i think.