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Sunday Jun 08, 2008

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I wore shorts yesterday.
For those of you who read my posts you know that I HATE shorts and that I only on one pair.
That one pair makes a public appearance once a year for the Relay for Life.
Every year my gym forms a team and I volunteer my time to teach a class at the Relay.
It's a great cause but in the 5 years I've been doing it, the day of the relay is always in the 90's and since I teach the class on the tennis courts I wear shorts.
I felt self conscious the enitre time and prayed that no one was staring!
I made it throught the day but I couldn't wait to get home and hide my thighs from the world.

Yeah, yeah I know...can we say Body Dysmorphia.
Honestly though, it's the shorts cus I don't mind wearing a bahting suit.
Of course I wear panty hose on the beach....Joking

If you want to read about some gym jerks

SPOILERS! (Click to view)

So I'm in the team tent with people from the gym, family members and friends. One young boy was getting dressed up to enter the Miss Relay competition. He needed some padding for his dress and they found some soft stuffed juggling balls to stuff his bra. Many of the gathered men said that the balls were too small.
The kid puts the balls in his bra and they made it look like he was sportting some b cups. He looked good.
Out of the corner of my eye I could see one guy nudge another and they both look at me then the boy. I know that they were saying that the boy's boobs were bigger than mine, I get that. I probably would have said something to the effect of that too but here I am in a pair of shorts with two assholes mocking me.
I wish they would have said something out loud because I had the perfect come back,'Yeah but I could always get a boob job but your brains and your dicks will always be small!"
lesson:
DON'T FUCK WITH ME WHEN I'M WEARING SHORTS!!!

VIEW 24 of 24 COMMENTS
teddy__kgb:
yay. thanks. i'm sure you look good in the damn shorts.
Jun 10, 2008
caffeinemonkey:
I love your sex self boobs and all. I have a feeling you look amazing in shorts.
Jun 10, 2008

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