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Monday Jul 07, 2003

Jul 7, 2003
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Okay, depressing journal entry, be gone. I am replacing you with the fun and goodness that I am determined to make today. biggrin

Thanks to all of you for your sweetness and concern, you make me feel like one of the luckiest girls alive! *kisses for you all*

Slept until 3 this afternoon, which felt absolutely delicious. Now I'm off to take a shower which will hopefully feel half as wonderful.

Now, for when I come back...all of you think of something funny to say. A story, a movie quote, a joke, anything. We all need to laugh because laughter is precious and lightens the heart.

I'll start even. Not long ago, I discovered that my father has a subscription to a nude magazine. I found it hysterically funny (if a bit disturbing). Then my sister and I found the bill for his subscription to it lying on his dresser. It has a false name on it. TOO FUNNY! But it was still our last name, so we knew it was his. Even more amusing? His alias is a female name. So she and I were talking, and decided that we should go to the office of the apt. buiding, tell them we lost the mail key, get a spare, and check the mail each day until his magazine comes. Then we will prance inside holding it high up for him to see and yell "Nudie magazine day!!!" It's a line from Billy Madison, so thinking of Adam Sandler only adds to the funny-ness.

That is my story. If you didn't find it amusing, do your best to out-do me wink
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thecowboy:
...'sup dog...just passin through again...seein how youre doin...
Jul 12, 2003
juliana:
:::wants phedre to come back!:::
Jul 12, 2003

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