YOUR SEAL QUESTIONS ANSWERED...
1) I chose baby seals as the focal point of my aggression because I pretty much am guaranteed the win.
2) You are probably asking, 'well, why not just club your grandma in her sleep like everyone else?'...well, not all grannies are weak, bed-shitting geriatrics you know; mine still windsurfs for fuck's sake.
3) Following a victorious deathmatch, I always ensure nothing has gone to waste. My opponents remains are immediately flash frozen and shipped overseas, to the mess hall of a quaint rug.....factory. Fridays after...uh...community service, every orphan I own partakes in the blubbery feast....yummy!
1) I chose baby seals as the focal point of my aggression because I pretty much am guaranteed the win.
2) You are probably asking, 'well, why not just club your grandma in her sleep like everyone else?'...well, not all grannies are weak, bed-shitting geriatrics you know; mine still windsurfs for fuck's sake.
3) Following a victorious deathmatch, I always ensure nothing has gone to waste. My opponents remains are immediately flash frozen and shipped overseas, to the mess hall of a quaint rug.....factory. Fridays after...uh...community service, every orphan I own partakes in the blubbery feast....yummy!
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angelvanilla:
Just wana send a reminder about the Summer Party for 8pm @ DV8 
todd31:
hope you had a good fourth
