I love boys when they call you and make you feel all happy inside and you can listen to their voices on your voicemail over and over again like a crazy person, especially the part where they say "I wanted you to know that I'm thinking about you" and everything in the world seems not so scary and you don't feel like a total idiot...
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I love budgeting:
3 new corsets or an ipod?
A jigsaw or fetish heels?
Pierced nipples or new sheets?
laser hair removal or the rent?
New gloves or a hoodie sweatshirt for my chihuahua?
Important questions need answers...
On a less frivolous note, had a nice weekend upstate, except for the pouring rain. And I got sick from eating flaxseed bread, damn you flaxseed, why...
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3 new corsets or an ipod?
A jigsaw or fetish heels?
Pierced nipples or new sheets?
laser hair removal or the rent?
New gloves or a hoodie sweatshirt for my chihuahua?
Important questions need answers...
On a less frivolous note, had a nice weekend upstate, except for the pouring rain. And I got sick from eating flaxseed bread, damn you flaxseed, why...
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blackflame:
Corsets. F the RIAA and get one of those MP3 CD players for cheaper than the Ipod.
I would say heels, but those look like they'd break your neck if you were on them for more than 15 minutes at a time. Besides, saws are cool.
Sheets. If you don't get them permantly pierced, you can enjoy the experience over and over with temporary piercing.
Rent... 'cause I hear living in the street is the suck.
Umm... you have a chihuaha. So hiding this fact by putting him in a hoodie might be a good way of trying to forget about it.
I would say heels, but those look like they'd break your neck if you were on them for more than 15 minutes at a time. Besides, saws are cool.
Sheets. If you don't get them permantly pierced, you can enjoy the experience over and over with temporary piercing.
Rent... 'cause I hear living in the street is the suck.
Umm... you have a chihuaha. So hiding this fact by putting him in a hoodie might be a good way of trying to forget about it.
thelibra:
only if you take 'em for me.
doc's tomorrow night?
doc's tomorrow night?
So, you may wonder, why does zuni have time to sit here and update her journal? Is it perhaps because she isn't having sex right now like she was supposed to? Could that be it? I dunno... BASTARD. BASTARD. BASTARD. I hate that I care, isn't that the worst part? Sure, the ones I can't stand won't stop calling, but never the good ones, fuuuuuuuuck...
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thelibra:
hee hee...don't be envious...just go get yrs done and we'll be twins 
Mark my words, corset!!!!! You will be mine! I mean, what is student loan money for if not laser hair removal and bondage gear? Thanks Uncle Sam!
I hate men, especially really really fucking hot men who do bad things to me and then get all flaky and act like bastards. Why do I love the penis so much? There should be a quitting penis...
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I hate men, especially really really fucking hot men who do bad things to me and then get all flaky and act like bastards. Why do I love the penis so much? There should be a quitting penis...
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ampersandwich:
wtf did I miss last night?
legionnaire:
Nice seeing you again last night. good luck with your boyfriend difficulties.
Had the best fucking night last night. Band practice was actually productive for once, we actually played music instead of sitting around drinking. Niiiiiice.
Hung out with my favorite boy T, the gay male version of me (ha, like I'm not secretly a gay man trapped in a woman's body anyway). He's one of the only people I know who I can be completely honest...
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Hung out with my favorite boy T, the gay male version of me (ha, like I'm not secretly a gay man trapped in a woman's body anyway). He's one of the only people I know who I can be completely honest...
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allied:
Bummer your guy's playing some games. Men... what can I say? We're fucks... but you still love us. Where does your band play?
Where does your band play? 
johnnydelicious:
Nachos and booze always make me feel like I've lost weight too. It's my damn pants that try to convince me otherwise.
Good lord, where do I even start with this weekend? Friday was madness - got the living crap caned out of me, I'm still sporting the marks to prove it. Man, is that some good stuff. Sweet catharsis.
I watched City of God with my mom on Saturday, what a great fucking movie. It really strengthened my determination to learn Portuguese and go to Brazil...
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I watched City of God with my mom on Saturday, what a great fucking movie. It really strengthened my determination to learn Portuguese and go to Brazil...
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thelibra:
hey...yr rad!
and yr birthday is the day before mine...you should celebrate by coming on the sg great advenure trip.
and yr birthday is the day before mine...you should celebrate by coming on the sg great advenure trip.
johnnydelicious:
Very cool meeting you madam.
Grrrrrrr, how do nuns exist? Now I have to wait until Friday to see *someone* and if I have to go one more fucking day without having an orgasm I will liquidate something with my mind. Nor do I feel any smarter - Seinfeld lied! I just feel like a fucking bitch. So I put on Bad Religion and did lots of situps, which only...
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norritt:
elain got stupid in that episode
george got smart ... course siefeld isn't always right
its funny as hell though
george got smart ... course siefeld isn't always right
its funny as hell though
freakindirtyd:
Hey, what are you doing not being with someone, that's okay, I bet I have been without it longer than you have.
Big decisions must be made - do I use my extra time in the fall to study corsetry or portuguese? I'm leaning towards portuguese, it's the sexiest language ever. But then, imagine all the money I could save if I could make my own corsets. Decisions, decisions...
Guess who has not one not two not three but four count em four impacted wisdom teeth! Yours...
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Guess who has not one not two not three but four count em four impacted wisdom teeth! Yours...
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polygirlaz:
Jello buy lots of jello. Kisses Cheri
devilboy666:
Fangs a lot. for the wishes. How ya doin???
There is so much sex on the horizon, I'm a little scared. When it rains, it pours, as they say. And everyone I have ever met wants to hang out, I'm too busy for my wallet to keep up with. Someone who shall remain nameless but who kept me preoccupied all day with dirty thoughts has instructed me not to masturbate. I am going to...
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gemini216:
hey there.
i guess i can befriend someone with that much sex in their profile; i am man .. ain't it obvious
sweet valley high ... got me laid in junior high
i guess i can befriend someone with that much sex in their profile; i am man .. ain't it obvious
sweet valley high ... got me laid in junior high
allied:
Read your journal entry, got up to go make a sandwich and promptly walked right into the wall! Thinking about all that sex distracted me.
I am sooooo tired right now. My mom dragged me to Target today, gotta love shoppin in da bronx. Those bitches will fucking run you over with their carts, I swear.
New shower curtain is making me happy.
Had a talk with the boy - phrases such as :I love you but I'm not in love with you: and :it's not you, it's me: were...
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New shower curtain is making me happy.
Had a talk with the boy - phrases such as :I love you but I'm not in love with you: and :it's not you, it's me: were...
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skryche:
I shall deign to speak with you.
Damn, I'm envious.