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I am still coughing up what looks like Simpsons characters. This is so lame! I get to hack in the New Year, what fun. At least I can breathe out of my nose again! That was so cramping my style
The is out of control with the cattle prod. I think that was really more a gift for him than me. If I hestitate for even one second - !!!! He is having fun though, that's what counts.
I have no energy. I hate the end of the year. All the New Years hoopla makes me feel pressured and kind of depressed. What if I don't want to reflect on the past year or think about the upcoming one? I spend too much time obsessing about those things anyway, I hate that we have a culturally instituted day of it! I just want to eat a damn lot of sweets, see my friends, and fuck my all night long. Not too much to ask I think...
If you'll excuse me, I have a refugee colony in my lungs that I need to expell...