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I am finally finally fucking done with all my papers and shit, lord be praised. Now to clean the house...
My roomie is away for a month so the and I can run amok as we please. I love my roomate, but she's not so into watching me play fetch. Although she was laughing hysterically and chasing me around the house with the paddle I got the for xmas. Nonetheless, it's great to be so uninhibited and finally get to eat my nice homecooked gourmet dinners out of a bowl on the floor while the rests his feet on my back. "So this is love, lalaladee, so this is the miracle that I've been dreaming of...." Name that movie!
So rainy and gross today, I stayed home to clean and pig out on summer sausage (love the holiday gift basket!). I need to buy a good book to read over the break, what should I get?
Going to a night of the seven fishes or some such catholic situation tomorrow night. How does one explain a dislike for seafood to an overbearing Italian woman bearing SEVEN fucking kinds of fish? What is a nice little WASP like me to do? I want my goose dinner!
OK, off to scrub tub and marinate chicken. Anyone have a good recipe for fried yuca? Again, what's a WASP to do?