Credit to the wonderful @wolfetone11 for the joke. I am running out of pithy post titles of my own...
And now, 'tis time for me to drop my Halloween blockbuster, by which of course I do mean a few minutes of utter filth with cheesy special effects and a deranged premise. This time, it's a homage to the golden age of Hollywood horror, though God alone knows how Boris Karloff would feel about being commemorated thusly.
1926 - Miss Theodora Markway, daughter of an eminent English archaeologist / grave robber, makes an extremely unfortunate choice of ashtray from Daddy's collection...
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