perfectfutility

I work full time at Staples

Therefore my blog entries are going to suck more now than ever

But last night was chill

I was hangin out with my friend after work, and we were at the movies where he worked, going to see Get Smart

Our other friend came over while we were talking to another girl who worked there

and was like
"Dude, someone hit your car"

which amounts to a girl from school backed into him and broke his headlight


I was expecting fire

He had to go home though, and gave his ticket to our other friend
and we watched a quite funny 60's TV show adaptation

After, we left and were looking for something to drink
amassing to us outside of the Burger King drive-thru on foot

They didn't take our order and the bitch actually called the cops on us
thinking we were hooligans

We were just thirsty

So we went to Taco Bell.
No service there either

We made the long trek to Safeway,
where we proceeded to find out I had $70 more in my bank account than I thought

We bought cookies and soda and ice cream

A couple of dickface jocks in there decided "We're gonna hit those innocent guys eating ice cream with eggs!"

Leading to me getting eggfucked

I then walked home and watched "The Pursuit of Happyness"
It made me cry, so what
I'm still a man

I'm going for my next tat July 10th

I'm psyched hardcore

Well,
off to work I go

Adios