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Sunday Jul 06, 2003

Jul 5, 2003
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This is the first time I've stayed up 'til 4:30 am since 10th grade. Here are some things I've noticed:

1. Everything seems much funnier. My throat hurts from laughing so hard. I rarely laugh out loud.

2. Everything I write seems absolutely brilliant. This may have something to do with #1.

3. Message board posting grinds to a screetching halt at exactly 4 am.

4. I don't feel tired any more, but I do feel hot even though the AC is on.

5. I've finally had time to read most of dogslife's past journal entries, and it's so intelligent and relevant that it makes me feel dumb and small for even attempting to maintain a journal of my own.

6. I haven't eaten for about 26 hours, and I'm craving raw meat. I'm baffled by this as well.

7. Yo es bothered by using "I'm" twice in #6. It just doesn't look right.

8. Have gained the uncanny ability to make lists that last past #3.

9. Feeling dumb and small has never stopped me from subjecting the planet to my retard-jabber in the past.

10. I'm going to bed now, only because I hate being that guy at work that goes on and on about how I only got, like, two hours of sleep last night, dude.


*Sound bites from my expreimental SuicideGirls Members Spin-&-Say;*

"MacBastard says: I love you so much I want to wear your skin and talk through your mouth hole."

"Stasi says: Yeah, hookers have lots of class 'cos they'll fuck anyone who brings cash."

"Nemphyl_Gypsy says: Oh my God, if u believe it was the salves then u are SO NOT aware of ANYTHING about it........I've bin studying this since the 4th GRADE."

"crispy says: I'm not looking for politically correct posts ... I'm looking for someone with a touch of common sense and a hint of intelligence ... instead I found you."

Speaking of crispy, in anticipation of his continued bitching in my journal, I'll be so kind as to provide the relevant backstory link here. You know, just in case I get zotted for this thing and someone asks "hey, what happened to that one sarcastic pen-dude?" Judge for yourselves.
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dogslife:
I think there's an unacknowledged link between #1 and #5.

And now that I think of it, you really are an asshole: "Now I am going to bed. Don't write anything too witty while I'm gone." You make me laugh.
Jul 6, 2003
suicidesmitty:
I took the time to run down this whole damn thread and I am on the floor. This whole fucking thing is a crack-up.

[Edited on Jul 13, 2003]
Jul 13, 2003

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