Hi, my name's UltraSexyGuy69696969. To say I'm single would be an understatement. I have two eyes, some hair, and I'm sort of tall. In fact, I'm three dimensional. I'm looking for a woman to e-mail me once with a vague greeting, and then disappear forever.
I like fine dining and long walks on the who gives a rat's ass. But sometimes, I'm just in the...
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I like fine dining and long walks on the who gives a rat's ass. But sometimes, I'm just in the...
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dogslife:
Uh huh, yeah. Right, uh huh...
jarko:
my first comment..woah, to bad its not that thought full, anyways. if your still sick. try some "airborne" it knocks the cold right out of ya. good luck.
Turns out I have no idea what I would change my profile picture to.
My favoritest lady friend in the whole world moved to Japan. She was on the opposite coast before, now a completely different continent. I only hope the fact that I've mentioned it implies how much this bothers me.
Daily.
That's really all I've got to say for the last four weeks....
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My favoritest lady friend in the whole world moved to Japan. She was on the opposite coast before, now a completely different continent. I only hope the fact that I've mentioned it implies how much this bothers me.
Daily.
That's really all I've got to say for the last four weeks....
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unravled:
Fuck rain. It didn't bother me nearly as much when I didn't live here. Maybe it's just actually stupidity that I hate, come to think of it.
polly:
sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeetilikeyourprofile
hi. runn
hi. runn
I'm thinking it's time to start looking for a new profile pic. Shoe photography is just... so... I don't know, amateur. Cast your vote for new or old. And trust me, a single vote could swing the balance. Not because I have political connections in Florida, mind you, but because you will probably be the only one voting.
Note that if it's a tie, old...
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dogslife:
Bring in the new, shoegazer!
It's story time, kiddies. Go ahead and find a place to sit, there you go. Ok, quiet down now. C'mon. SHUT THE FUCK UP. Great. Let's begin.
It was a wonderfully grey and drizzly day over Tokyo in March of 1999, a perfect day for a group trip to the beach. It was my natural instinct not to participate, being completely uncomfortable with the sight...
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It was a wonderfully grey and drizzly day over Tokyo in March of 1999, a perfect day for a group trip to the beach. It was my natural instinct not to participate, being completely uncomfortable with the sight...
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unravled:
A hot librarian?
industrialpet:
"you shouldn't drink and drive because you might spill your beer"
ahh nofx brings back memories
ahh nofx brings back memories
There will be no Bacon Pants entries written, mostly because the camping trip wasn't as gloriously depressing as I expected it would be. I suppose I should be glad about that.
Either that or I just plain ol' don't feel like complaining right now. Unusual, to say the least, and I should do something to celebrate. I won't, of course, because what does a non-drinking,...
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Either that or I just plain ol' don't feel like complaining right now. Unusual, to say the least, and I should do something to celebrate. I won't, of course, because what does a non-drinking,...
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lhia:
Hi 
I'm glad you did it. Even if the results weren't what you were looking for. There's something about expressing your feelings to others that makes you feel more human. That said, I need to learn to do it myself once in a while.
Yes, it makes total sense that you now can move on. You went for broke and put yourself out there, and now that's done. Maybe one day she'll come around, but you can't control that. So now, just live your life.
I'm glad you did it. Even if the results weren't what you were looking for. There's something about expressing your feelings to others that makes you feel more human. That said, I need to learn to do it myself once in a while.
Yes, it makes total sense that you now can move on. You went for broke and put yourself out there, and now that's done. Maybe one day she'll come around, but you can't control that. So now, just live your life.
xxericxx:
What's a barber? Nice music selection by the way.
For the zero of you that were on the edge of your seats over my pending road trip with my most favorite lady-friend in the whole world, you'll be dissapointed to hear that the thing fell through. I, having an overactive & pessimistic imagination, assumed this would happen all along. I'm also sure that her goddamned conservative, right wing, atheist-hating parents had more than a...
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lhia:
Just find a semi-normal moment and blurt it all out. Or you could wait for the special, magical moment when everything is perfect and say it carefully... whichever way will actually happen That's something you just have to share, however it actualls happens.
That's something you just have to share, however it actualls happens.Chavs.
They've always been around, there just hasn't been a word for them. The closest American term I can really relate is "frat boys," though that implies that they are actually enrolled in some sort of educational program. Sun visors, sometimes backward and upside down. Football jerseys or button-down shirts, open, with black wife beaters underneath. Tommy Hillfiger jeans, in declining numbers, thankfully. Gold chains....
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They've always been around, there just hasn't been a word for them. The closest American term I can really relate is "frat boys," though that implies that they are actually enrolled in some sort of educational program. Sun visors, sometimes backward and upside down. Football jerseys or button-down shirts, open, with black wife beaters underneath. Tommy Hillfiger jeans, in declining numbers, thankfully. Gold chains....
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evolkix:
Like the 8th grade essay.. I wrote one in the same grade called,"why english teachers should be carted off and killed" I was very suprised when I got an A. It was well written I guess.
Glad you posted on my page. You sound like a real jaded, sarcatic and pessimistic bastard.. just like me
Glad you posted on my page. You sound like a real jaded, sarcatic and pessimistic bastard.. just like me
unravled:
Even in Seattle I'll always be a California girl, so just watch it buddy. Northern Cal, but still.
Please note the new picture in my gallery.
Trogdor.
Level 13.
How you like me now?
Trogdor.
Level 13.
How you like me now?
dogslife:
I liked you better when you didn't brag about your lame-ass video game accomplishments.
If I knew how to take a screenshot I'd show the world a parade of Trogdors and some of the other cool stuff I saw on my way to level 20.
If I knew how to take a screenshot I'd show the world a parade of Trogdors and some of the other cool stuff I saw on my way to level 20.
Planning has begun for what will surely be the greatest road trip ever, with my most favoritest lady friend in the whole wide world. Portland will know when I arrive: I'll be the bewildered looking frumpy blond bastard in an import SUV with California tags. I haven't decided on displaying discarded fast-food wrappers on the dash yet; we'll see how the "Los Angeles Uber Alles"...
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There are few things I hate more than getting forwarded jokey-joke e-mail. One thing I happen to hate more is republican humor. So picture my dosposition when I recieved an e-mail with twenty feet of origional message text plus "The 2004 Democratic National Convention Official Program."
Line 1: 6:00pm - Opening American Flag burning.
I couldn't read any further. I stay away from politics on...
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Line 1: 6:00pm - Opening American Flag burning.
I couldn't read any further. I stay away from politics on...
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tomandhisjones:
Very nicely done.
rorschach:
hey bro, BT is coming to OC and LA I'll post details as I get them in the BT Group of course 
I'll post details as I get them in the BT Group of course I went to the ol' swap meet a week ago and came back with, among onther things, a wicked sunburn, a pair of Adio's that were so cheap they must have been stolen out of the back of a truck, and a shit load of batteries; 16 for one dollar! What a deal.
Of course, being the stupid jackass that I am, I didn't look...
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Of course, being the stupid jackass that I am, I didn't look...
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rorschach:
Hello and welcome to the BT group...join us...don't be afraid
pensquare waxes philosophical:
I learned yesterday that I am a member of the most hated ethnic group, living in the most hated city in the most hated state in the most hated country on the planet. Arguably.
I learned this yesterday when a friend of a friend from Oregon informed me that nobody wants Californians migrating up to his state, in so many words. Even...
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I learned yesterday that I am a member of the most hated ethnic group, living in the most hated city in the most hated state in the most hated country on the planet. Arguably.
I learned this yesterday when a friend of a friend from Oregon informed me that nobody wants Californians migrating up to his state, in so many words. Even...
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