pennycandy

I'm done with finals. Now the real fun starts. Holiday traveling, oh joy!!
Patti and I made an appeareance at the Rea Christmas party. We made a giant sugar cookie, because we didn't want to spend the money to make a gingerbread cookie, and shaped it like a gingerbread man.
His name is (was, he's gone now) Jimmy Gingerbeard!!! He was a pirate! Jimmy Gingerbeard kicked ass!! He had a peg-leg (made of a long Tootsie Roll, that Patti made me steal from the Giant Eagle in South Side....I'm sorry sweet Giant Eagle, I was going to pay cash and let you keep the change, but Patti used her bank card. To atone for my sin I was going to leave a quarter in the parking lot, but I didn't have any.....I feel retched about this), an eye patch, a candy cane pistol, a bandana, and a ton of booze (we got a bag of those wax bottles).
Everyone loved him. I found some pirate Christmas songs too. I don't remember any specifically, but my favorite was the one about rape and plunder for Christmas (though most pirate codes would see a pirate dead for rape).
Well, anyway, I'm going to be a dork and watch Finding Neverland on my last Saturday in Pittsburgh for a very long time.