So, I just found out today that I am the world's worst waxer. If that is what it is called, you know, removing hair with wax. Yeah, I tried it out, removed a whole two hairs. So, if anyone needs waxed, don't come knocking on my door.
Also, someone is selling their virginty on line. I want to buy a virgin, it would be so much fun. I would take my virgin to parties and pull them around by the hand. When people would ask, "Oh is that your girlfriend/boyfriend?" I would smile sweetly as I caressed my darlins chest; "No (a nice pause and smile to let the no soak in a bit), this is my virgin." And I wouldn't have sex with them, that would be the genius part about it. When they would look at others longingly, wishing for sweet fornication I would spank them or tweak their nipple with disapproval in my eyes. Then I would say, "Bad virgin!
Your untouched purity belongs to me, look I have the recept . 
" Man, that would be awesome.
Also, someone is selling their virginty on line. I want to buy a virgin, it would be so much fun. I would take my virgin to parties and pull them around by the hand. When people would ask, "Oh is that your girlfriend/boyfriend?" I would smile sweetly as I caressed my darlins chest; "No (a nice pause and smile to let the no soak in a bit), this is my virgin." And I wouldn't have sex with them, that would be the genius part about it. When they would look at others longingly, wishing for sweet fornication I would spank them or tweak their nipple with disapproval in my eyes. Then I would say, "Bad virgin!
Your untouched purity belongs to me, look I have the recept . " Man, that would be awesome.
user209834982:
but did u SEE the boy who sold is viriginity.. there was a reason he was still a virgin, and it wasnt because he was too busy for girls.. 
v0rge:
hahaha, that would be great. my best friend is 21 and was a virgin until about 6 months ago!