penelopelee

so the only real problem in my life lately has been the fact that i fucking hate my pre-calculus teacher. math is too straightforward and i'm too smart for it to be anyone's fault but his that this class makes me want to slit my wrists. so today i called the head of the math department, told him my situation, and he let me drop...
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my ex-boyfriend's roommate's boyfriend is doing a series of "virgin martyr" paintings and wants me to model for him. more than being flattered for having been asked to sit for a painting, i'm overjoyed that i can still pass myself off not only as a virgin, but a VIRGIN MARTYR.


this weekend was fabulous. glenn took me to his childhood friend's wedding, and we escaped...
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i have too much homework and all i want to do is hang out with my boyfriend. buh. he just left because he doesn't want to be responsible for me getting Bs.

matzoh ball soup is the shizz. so is having my own washer and dryer.

just a liiiittle bit less than 3 weeks until glenn and i go to SF to see paige and...
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i felt sad and WOMANLY [read as pms-y] today, so i cut class and made these really sweet curtains for my living room. and hung up a big poster of marilyn monroe lifting weights.

my secret guilty pleasure food: canned peas, straight from the can. mmmm... aluminum.

yours?

my math teacher is awful and i think i'm going to need a tutor. seriously, a SIXTH of his class failed last semester and there's not a single other teacher in the WHOLE university who teaches the class. it's fucking bullshit that i'm paying so much money for tuition for a retired high school teacher who talks more about the steelers and his family than...
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coincidentally, the locust is going to be playing the friday glenn and i get into SF. paige and her girlfriend are going to see the secret machines, who are also playing on the same night. i think i've seen the locust more times than any other band [who i'm not good friends with]. best live show EVER. and gabe is about the cutest person on...
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what i'm doing instead of homework:


glennelectric: should i have a summer intern for visitor services?
glennelectric: what could i make them do?
penny: um.
penny: blowjobs.
penny: DUH
penny: there's not really much else you can make them do.
glennelectric: NICE!
penny: bring you food from the cafe?
glennelectric: well yeah...but i mean actual work..
penny: surf myspace for you while you watch?
glennelectric:...
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it's amazing how one person can make your entire life so much better, just because being with them makes you optimistic about everything. i can't wait to graduate, get married, move to san fran, go to medical school. it's like this impasse i was at, where i felt i wasn't growing up, is gone. i have everything ahead of me.

in other news, my youngest...
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