what i'm doing instead of homework:
glennelectric: should i have a summer intern for visitor services?
glennelectric: what could i make them do?
penny: um.
penny: blowjobs.
penny: DUH
penny: there's not really much else you can make them do.
glennelectric: NICE!
penny: bring you food from the cafe?
glennelectric: well yeah...but i mean actual work..
penny: surf myspace for you while you watch?
glennelectric: beyond doing errands for me and dan
penny: what actual work is there that an intern could do?
penny: hand out rotations?
penny: can i be your intern? i just want a sanctioned reason to suck your cock at work.
penny: i said 'cock.' hahahhhaaa
glennelectric: hahaha
glennelectric: you sure did.
glennelectric: ummmm....yeah, sure....it's unpaid.
penny: well, you'd have to give me more than 7$ an hour if you were ACTUALLY going to pay me to give you blowjobs all day.
penny: so it's better this way.
glennelectric: you'll get nothing and like it.
penny: it'd be an accounting nightmare.
penny: someone needs to start making me pretzel chips
penny: because pretzels are the superior dipping item.
glennelectric: mmm, yess they are...
penny: why doesn't someone get on this?!
penny: they TOTALLY used to have pretzel chips
penny: i remember i used to pretend they were communion wafers and make my brothers line up and eat them.
glennelectric: ahahahhaa....
glennelectric: anne and i did shit like that too
penny: you made her eat fake communion wafers?
glennelectric: yeah..we would take turns
penny: hahahaa
penny: christianity warped our MINDS
penny: i totally went through a phase where i wanted to be a nun.
penny: i think i was like 13.
penny: my parents got really upset.
and i done stole this from coco...
A is for age: 24
B is for booze: double vodka cranberry
C is for career: i'm sleeping my way to the top at the warhol museum and i go to school for neuroscience. in my fantasy universe, i'll someday be a doctor. i also dj and have my own club night and i used to take pictures of naked people, but i retired from doing that.
D is for dad's name: william
E is for essential items to bring to a party: dancin' shoes
F is for favorite song at the moment: "ride a white swan" by t.rex.
G is for girlfriend: my high school girlfriend got a 1600 on her SATs and went to yale. she looks like a skinny marilyn monroe and her dad is the dean at columbia university.
H is for hometown: new yawk city.
I is for instruments you play: in chronological order - piano, recorder, violin, clarinet, drums. i tried to teach myself guitar and it didn't work.
J is for jam or jelly you like: my roommate just got this really sweet blueberry jam with rum in it and my boyfriend and i ate it all, so i felt bad and bought her 4 more jars. the fucking shit was 10$ a jar.
K is for kids: i never saw that movie.
L is for living arrangements: i have the sweetest roommate and the sweetest apartment ever, in the sweetest part of pittsburgh.
M is for mom's name: michele
N is for name of a friend: glenn is my favourite person in the universe.
O is for overnight hospital stays: nope
P is for phobias: needles, car accidents, leeches, heights
Q is for quote you like: "goodbye," said the hero in the story. "it is mightier than swords. i can kill you, sure, but i can only make you cry with these words." -b&s
R is for relationship that lasted longest: 2 years.
S is for sexual position: the kind without germs. the kind where i get bruises that stay for weeks.
T is for time you wake up: school days: 6:30am, work days: 9am.
U is for unique trait/feature: i was born with this color hair.
V is for vegetable you love: we discovered this thing called 'aspiration' at the supermarket. apparently, it's a cross between broccoli and asparagus. it fucking rules.
W is for worst trait//feature: laziness
X is for x-rays you've had: uuhhh. i have no idea. maybe around 10.
Y is for yummy food you make: hmmm. i make bomb organic chicken cutlets.
Z is for zodiac sign: scorpio-sag cusp, aries rising, taurus moon. funny that i know all that, right?
glennelectric: should i have a summer intern for visitor services?
glennelectric: what could i make them do?
penny: um.
penny: blowjobs.
penny: DUH
penny: there's not really much else you can make them do.
glennelectric: NICE!
penny: bring you food from the cafe?
glennelectric: well yeah...but i mean actual work..
penny: surf myspace for you while you watch?
glennelectric: beyond doing errands for me and dan
penny: what actual work is there that an intern could do?
penny: hand out rotations?
penny: can i be your intern? i just want a sanctioned reason to suck your cock at work.
penny: i said 'cock.' hahahhhaaa
glennelectric: hahaha
glennelectric: you sure did.
glennelectric: ummmm....yeah, sure....it's unpaid.
penny: well, you'd have to give me more than 7$ an hour if you were ACTUALLY going to pay me to give you blowjobs all day.
penny: so it's better this way.
glennelectric: you'll get nothing and like it.
penny: it'd be an accounting nightmare.
penny: someone needs to start making me pretzel chips
penny: because pretzels are the superior dipping item.
glennelectric: mmm, yess they are...
penny: why doesn't someone get on this?!
penny: they TOTALLY used to have pretzel chips
penny: i remember i used to pretend they were communion wafers and make my brothers line up and eat them.
glennelectric: ahahahhaa....
glennelectric: anne and i did shit like that too
penny: you made her eat fake communion wafers?
glennelectric: yeah..we would take turns
penny: hahahaa
penny: christianity warped our MINDS
penny: i totally went through a phase where i wanted to be a nun.
penny: i think i was like 13.
penny: my parents got really upset.
and i done stole this from coco...
A is for age: 24
B is for booze: double vodka cranberry
C is for career: i'm sleeping my way to the top at the warhol museum and i go to school for neuroscience. in my fantasy universe, i'll someday be a doctor. i also dj and have my own club night and i used to take pictures of naked people, but i retired from doing that.
D is for dad's name: william
E is for essential items to bring to a party: dancin' shoes
F is for favorite song at the moment: "ride a white swan" by t.rex.
G is for girlfriend: my high school girlfriend got a 1600 on her SATs and went to yale. she looks like a skinny marilyn monroe and her dad is the dean at columbia university.
H is for hometown: new yawk city.
I is for instruments you play: in chronological order - piano, recorder, violin, clarinet, drums. i tried to teach myself guitar and it didn't work.
J is for jam or jelly you like: my roommate just got this really sweet blueberry jam with rum in it and my boyfriend and i ate it all, so i felt bad and bought her 4 more jars. the fucking shit was 10$ a jar.
K is for kids: i never saw that movie.
L is for living arrangements: i have the sweetest roommate and the sweetest apartment ever, in the sweetest part of pittsburgh.
M is for mom's name: michele
N is for name of a friend: glenn is my favourite person in the universe.
O is for overnight hospital stays: nope
P is for phobias: needles, car accidents, leeches, heights
Q is for quote you like: "goodbye," said the hero in the story. "it is mightier than swords. i can kill you, sure, but i can only make you cry with these words." -b&s
R is for relationship that lasted longest: 2 years.
S is for sexual position: the kind without germs. the kind where i get bruises that stay for weeks.
T is for time you wake up: school days: 6:30am, work days: 9am.
U is for unique trait/feature: i was born with this color hair.
V is for vegetable you love: we discovered this thing called 'aspiration' at the supermarket. apparently, it's a cross between broccoli and asparagus. it fucking rules.
W is for worst trait//feature: laziness
X is for x-rays you've had: uuhhh. i have no idea. maybe around 10.
Y is for yummy food you make: hmmm. i make bomb organic chicken cutlets.
Z is for zodiac sign: scorpio-sag cusp, aries rising, taurus moon. funny that i know all that, right?
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broadwaybee:
Meh.
bkwill:
The 70's rocked so hard I just woke up.
