when there's no one around to laugh at me, i cut the white rind off my brie.
i've been smoking cigarettes lately, and i don't know why. i have to stop.
i'm still sore as heellllll from my yoga class on thursday. i missed the earlier beginner class, so i went to the one right after, which was intermediate ashtanga. i could do all the... Read More
i loooove going out dancing, but i hate when strangers are like, "YOUUU SO SEEXXXYYYY." and all i want to do is dance and not get picked up by random guys. blah blah blah. i'm drunk. i'm making macaroni&cheese. i might dj tomorrow, but the cat who's letting me guest dj is kind of a bitch, and i'd way rather dj on mondays, but fridays... Read More
Hey hey! Just wanted to let you know I posted my set in hopefuls!! I would love everyones feedback and advice for my next set, please Check it out here.
i need to learn how to drive. i have a jeep cherokee waiting for me in virginia and i can't fucking drive it. this is what i get for growing up around such awesome public transportation.
update: being in a codependent relationship is scary, but getting out of it is even scarier.
:Victorians' Driving School of A Series of Unfortunate Events:
Week 01
Spend 4 hrs reading about driving law crap
its soo easy you have to be british and retarded not to pass
Week 02
Take Permit test in an Automatic Geo Metro and schedule your drivers test
Week 27 (or whenever the hell the test is) (Dont forget to rent the Metro)
Make it through a rough od session at St. Marys walk out the next morning and pass with flying colors earning extra points for Slytherin by flashing the instructor at the exact moment you fuck up your parrallel parking job
Week 28 Roll On With Your Homies While A Scrub sits in the passengers side in his best friends ride tryin to holler at you
Plus, I don't have a camera to post pictures, I don't have meaningless sex (usually, and certainly not solicited on the intarweb), and I have SO MUCH time to kill something real is bound to leak out eventually.
I promise my next 6 months of journals will be mindless, sexual, and visually explicit, 'k?
i was happy to be returning to pittburgh, which was so aberrant that when the conductor of the train asked if i was on my way to pittsburgh, i got confused and replied i was going to nyc! i actually missed my friends here, my job, and my gorgeous apt and new giant bed. i'm really excited about starting school this fall, but this summer... Read More
okay, much drinking and dancing occurred, and today commences the shopping stint of my vacation. many items of great fashionable relevance will be purchased by lux, rob, michal and i today at h&m. ah, how i love that store. before shopping, we will stop at ace to accost wes and get just drunk enough to spend too much money. i need a new pair of... Read More
Our very own Vixen is up for this months Bizarre Beauty... she's in first by a small margin..... do your part and vote to keep her in first! Post this link in your journal or send it to friends to help!!
ah, i get a vacation starting tomorrow. i'm going to try to stay away from everyone/thing that's going to put me in a lousy mood. there will, however, be much shopping and dancing.
ahh someone dropped the m bomb, eh, its cool, whenever i see married people im half jealous and half glad im not,
i do think its awesome how behind some very strong imagery there live beautiful and fragile human beings. yeah, i stayed through the movie but i had nightmares afterwards. the most messed up thing i thought was the bombing of bagdad, i dont know if thats an hour into the film
I WANNA SEE YOUR CATERPILLAR
err millipede....theyre different urent they?
hey, ruskii fact of the day
nabokov means "to be on ones side" na [on] bok [side] ov [modifier]
i'm a grown up! i have a big bed for the first time in my life. it's all antique wood and fancy and intricately cut. with white smooooooth cotton sheets. it's so fucking sexy. i think i'm going to writhe around in it some more.
at the risk of sounding like a total hippie, the happy medium between [or perhaps something totally different all together from] 'i trust you' and 'i don't trust you' is 'i accept you.' somehow, without really thinking about it, i've fallen into it these days and, boy, is it making my life super easy.
strangely, i never get jealous of people i really care about.... Read More
people just do what they do.
i'm glad it makes your life easy to keep it in mind... 't'shit can be enough of a challenge without all that "wtf is going on" crap.