penelopelee

i was born lucky.

my roommate is finding someone else to take over the lease she signed to move in with her boyfriend. she's staying here with me instead. i'm a much better cook than her boyfriend, anyway. and i'm nicer. and cuter. plus he didn't even get her a CARD for her birthday. what a jerk. jerk jerk jerk. i looooooooooove my roommate.