penelopelee

no subways = trapped in my parents house = massive suckiness.

except for the dream hel had about me.
hel: oh dude i forgot to tell you
hel: i had a crazy creepy dream
penny: about what?
hel: you
hel: we were having sex... which is weird cause i don't have sex dreams
penny: what was i being creepy about?
hel: and i was choking you
hel: but i killed you on accident
penny: HAHAHAHAA
penny: THAT'S THE COOLEST DREAM EVER
hel: oh theres more
hel: then i hung your body up in my living room and shelaced you and told everyone it was a sculpture
hel: and people hung their coats on you
hel: shelacked
hel: how do you spell that?
penny: i have no clue
penny: shellac
penny: shellacked?
penny: beats me.
penny: but that's the funniest dream EVER
hel: yeah it was superfunny
penny: can i post it in my journal??
penny: it's fucking hysterical
hel: by all means