UNLEASH THE KRACKEN !
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shelterfromcold:
That's awesome! They even have Medusa.
mattgarvin:
Hellz Flipp'n Yeah.
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the_matt79:
Geekiest explanation of mundane activities ever. I loved it. 
mattgarvin:
Thanks, you made me laugh
TOP 20 WORST PICK-UP LINES
Pay attention, boys...this is how NOT to pick up a girl. And so help me god I had better not have a flurry of these cut - copied and pasted and sent into my inbox or there will be hell to pay! Although if I had to pick a favorite it would be: "Can I push your stool in? Hee...
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Pay attention, boys...this is how NOT to pick up a girl. And so help me god I had better not have a flurry of these cut - copied and pasted and sent into my inbox or there will be hell to pay! Although if I had to pick a favorite it would be: "Can I push your stool in? Hee...
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velvet_petal:
If only they realized a simple hello followed by something normal and slightly relevant to the moment was enough.
mjb67:
they're so bad, they're almost good. outrageous enough you laugh instead of crippling him with a knee to the groin.
NOW. I BELIEVE IN MIRACLES.
I used to be on an endless run
Believed in miracles 'cuz I'm one
I've been blessed with the power to survive
After all these years I'm still alive
I'm out here kickin with the band
I am no longer a solitary man
Everyday my time runs out
Live like a fool, that's what i was about
Oh I belive...
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I used to be on an endless run
Believed in miracles 'cuz I'm one
I've been blessed with the power to survive
After all these years I'm still alive
I'm out here kickin with the band
I am no longer a solitary man
Everyday my time runs out
Live like a fool, that's what i was about
Oh I belive...
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mattgarvin:
It should be Rated M for Mango's but their ranting systme is all screwy.
niobe:
Ohhhh Eddie! 
I don't understand why Bob Crane gets such a bad rap. Wasn't he just a pioneer?
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tireoghain:
Different era.
Plus, he was kinda ugly. I wouldn't want him up in my guts.
Plus, he was kinda ugly. I wouldn't want him up in my guts.
vonplock:
a pioneer in amateur porn!
they found videos and pictures when he was murdered
they found videos and pictures when he was murdered
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texy:
These santa photos beat mine
duv:
um, super gorgeous!!
I Wish I Was A Donut
I wish I was a donut
And get eaten every day
To stick on someone's fingers
In a most delightful way
I wish I was a donut
Sugar coated just for fun
Full and round for easy grip
And a hole to put your tongue
I wish I was a donut
Long and filled with custard cream
Delicious on...
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I wish I was a donut
And get eaten every day
To stick on someone's fingers
In a most delightful way
I wish I was a donut
Sugar coated just for fun
Full and round for easy grip
And a hole to put your tongue
I wish I was a donut
Long and filled with custard cream
Delicious on...
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lembow:
Tasty poetry!
vonplock:
mmmm donut
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texy:
Thanks for the friend request and comment -
yeah, I have a set going up in Jan which is
terrible, lol. I dont like it >.< But my second
set is much better. Im not sure when that'll
go up, I havent submitted it yet.
Hope you're well!!
yeah, I have a set going up in Jan which is
terrible, lol. I dont like it >.< But my second
set is much better. Im not sure when that'll
go up, I havent submitted it yet.
Hope you're well!!
scarletletterman:
Yup! Those are my three cats! Reeses is 1.5 years old, Stoan is 19 years old, and Scarlett is 7 years old.
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vonplock:
i agree
everthere:
Yet another stunning display of your exquisite taste.
Why are underboobs so amazing?
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niobe:
After I washed it, I wanted to throw it on the bed and have him see it that way when he came home from work, but I have to do this. I am horrible at surprises. But so far so good. 
acacia:
I know that's right! I'm a huge fan of underboob.