pelin

Well I guess I don't have to ask you any questions about your self now thank you very informative. I love to grapple I'm training for a big competition in like 6 weeks.

Thanks for sharing some interesting fact about yourself! I can totally relate to numbers 5, 6, 7, 10, and 16.

Ha. Yep you did. It was a chick licking a gun a minute ago.

That is kind of what it looks like. Although based on the other one I saw, it looks like maybe she has a shot gun barrel in her mouth....I could be totally off base there. I have no idea what a shot gun looks like.

Make it happen!

did that cigarette smell after you removed it from your toes. every time i see that pic it makes me laugh.

Answer - no. But I like to think every once in awhile.

Thanks. So far so good!

I'll take it! Thanks!

How you been?

Looks like you have entirely too much time on your hands!

I've been good....busy week but I like it that way.

Pelin wrote:

I am still waiting for my crush application to get approved but in the meantime IF you insist.....

i think I had a dream about him. He was wearing a suit!

Dang!!

you made me laugh so hard other people came up and tried to look at was on my screen!!

*EVIL GRIN*

"You know," I say to the PFY as I pore over some building plans. "I
don't think the beancounters are as big a set of idiots as we've given
them credit for."

"How's that then?" the PFY asks.

"This building they've bought - I've done some admittedly rough sums
based around the floor space and previous sales in the area, and I think
we may have got a real bargain!"

"Really?" the PFY says dubiously. "But what does it have to recommend
it?"

"There are seven pubs and two Indian joints within a one block radius, a
tube station a couple of blocks away and a women's fitness centre across
the road."

"Oh," the PFY says. "What about the building?"

"It's an old government department building - from the days when they
were all self-contained."

"Meaning?"

"Meaning this place had a vehicle workshop, a huge store, cafeteria,
plant rooms, the works!"

"So where's the server room going?"

"There's two options - the one that the architects have selected,
taking into account the needs of insulation, access to services and
security..."

"And?"

"And the place were going to go - immediately above the vehicle
service bays - taking into account the proximity to pubs/curry houses
and that Mission Control would then overlook the fitness place."

"But why above the service bays?"

"We could install all our plants in the service bays as opposed to the
computer suite and just duct everything up."

"Doesn't seem to be much of a gain to me..."

"We could section off another part of the bays and use it for tape
safes."

"Yes, but it d-"

"We could cut off another chunk and keep all our spares in it."

"Still..."

"WE COULD CUT A HOLE IN THE FLOOR OF MISSION CONTROL, INSTALL A POLE,
KEEP A CAR IN THE SERVICE BAYS AND CALL IT THE BATMOBILE!"

"Now you're talking!" the PFY says enthusiastically. "But wed need
to have electric doors with fake windows painted on them. Or trees!
Yes, a real batcave! But won't we have a bit of trouble changing the
architect's minds?"

"Nah, we just use some airy-fairy palaver about that location being
ideal for input into building heating, carbon neutral, etc. They eat
that sort of thing up."

You lost me.

Well, with the push for being carbon neutral we just say that well
use the heat from the computer room to heat the building.

And in summer?

We use it to heat the pool.

What pool?

The one in the womens fitness centre. Obviously therell need to
be the odd bit of maintenance work...

. . .

You cant go there, the Director says.

Are you sure? the PFY asks, waving the insulation tester
around.

Its not me! he snivels. Security want it for their main
office, stores want it for the main store and the accountants want it
for storing our paper records.

. . . One large building fire later . . .

Someones going to have to pay for this, the head beancounter
sniffs as the fire brigade hose a stack of ashen paper out of one of the
basement storerooms.

And so they should! the PFY says. Who was it said we should
only do the mandatory servicing on our fire and intrusion alarms?

. . .

So its just you, security and stores then? the director asks
later in the day. And I take it there will be no more suspicious
fires?

You have to be joking no, this has to be settled amicably between
colleagues. The PFY will see how theyd like to do it.

. . .

So its a game of darts then? the PFY says to the stores and
security managers.

Uh-huh, they respond in unison. Cider darts!

. . .

Youre really going to play darts for your rooms? the Boss asks.

Cider darts, the PFY corrects.

Whats that then?

---To be continued

I think I'd be dull to watch, just by myself, on that contraption. Then you never know what floats peoples boats... Or um horses... guh.

Nah!
I'm retired. I'm a good boy now.

Did you have already win the lottery?

Totally! 100% I love sucking cock!

Little kid birthday parties can be much more fun than adult birthday parties. Have a great time.

Woman's intuition sucks balls!

That's why I got mine spayed. They are the hottest bitches in the neighborhood.
That was a bad joke.

I have been listening to them a lot lately.

I was just going thru actually on my way to where I had to deliver a load up in MN. Sadly there are times when I have to stop there, lol.

Pelin Wrote:

You know I only like a 24hr drive away !

No seriously I hope you get some good weather to start enjoying yourself more outdoors.