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Honesty...what a novel idea.

So what was that guestimate?

Steak in a glass:

Part 1: When they finally developed a health code in Ireland and inspected the Guinness brewery, the bottoms of the vats were 2ft deep with dead rats.

Part 2: In order to keep that magic going without the obvious health concerns, they decided to filter their beer though actual steaks.

Come on all ya good rats, we'll send ya to heaven.
You'll find the pearly gates in the froth and the foam.
Cause in these vats you made quite a creation,
A potion that turned our Guinness to gold.

We can still be friends though because I have that same blow up bottle on my bar.