empty platforms in the middle of devil's country brings out not exactly what's best in a man; it does, however, strip away the dross and the fat and congealed poison ego. it leaves the core, the muscle, the determination, the brutal survial instincts. it's like a purge, a fast, a few weeks in the desert sweating out the demons and subsisting on otherworldly mushrooms, leaving...
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scarydoll:
The iPod was a gift from my husband. He hates cheese, so I would never take yours and put it in the iPod. Keep looking... 
cheech:
I was just reading the above- I would really like to drive through the abandoned Southwest some day. No destination in mind, so you can save the "VEGAAAS, BABY" stuff. I wanna be among the mesas and things that laugh at hydration-necessity.
i'm moving to LA in late October early November. i'll be a mere 100 miles or so from the girl i love...as opposed to a full continent.
this makes the pb a happy little monkey.
now who's got my cheese?
this makes the pb a happy little monkey.
now who's got my cheese?
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crushjunkie:
Sweet.
cheech:
They moved it
i spent the better part of an hour in a truck on a ride to hell yesterday. the guy driving with the strange twitch and the timid air about him had much to say, all of it rather bleak, about his marriage, being married, kids and the long lost greener grass of the single life. i'm getting a little over all this lamenting i usually...
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reacher:
Marriage is the only adventure open to the cowardly.
--Voltaire
Amen.
zephyra:
freaking awesome.
yak yak yak.
blowing hot air.
i don't come here to listen to orange bimbo yammering.
go away before i drop this iron on you.
my gym time is sacred.
you're about as real as your tits.
blowing hot air.
i don't come here to listen to orange bimbo yammering.
go away before i drop this iron on you.
my gym time is sacred.
you're about as real as your tits.
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scarydoll:
If you're planning to continue with the blissfully happy, you may have to change your alias, you know. 
Disclaimer: I'm only kidding!
Disclaimer: I'm only kidding!
cheech:
When you say "orange," do you mean she had a really bad/ fake tan? Or maybe she had bad hair, or bad dress sense, or was actually comprised of citric matter? My money is on bad/ fake tan.
they big comedown. that's my painfully unimaginative, sand-blasted name for the firing of these cursed neuro-transmitters in the 'fuck continents' section of my head.
someone send me a chia-pet so i'm not the only living thing in this box of a studio i co-habitate with these crumpled bittersweet ghosts of memory.
someone send me a chia-pet so i'm not the only living thing in this box of a studio i co-habitate with these crumpled bittersweet ghosts of memory.
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missing_girl:
member me? Thought I'd say hi....
reacher:
Yup. My entire life is one war-stained grin. 
On the floating, shapeless oceans
I did all my best to smile
til your singing eyes and fingers
drew me loving into your eyes.
And you sang "Sail to me, sail to me;
Let me enfold you."
Here I am, here I am waiting to hold you.
Did I dream you dreamed about me?
Were you here when I was full sail?
Now my foolish...
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I did all my best to smile
til your singing eyes and fingers
drew me loving into your eyes.
And you sang "Sail to me, sail to me;
Let me enfold you."
Here I am, here I am waiting to hold you.
Did I dream you dreamed about me?
Were you here when I was full sail?
Now my foolish...
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cheech:
Very nice to see you two. Sorry I shook the Moxie's hand before thinking (toxic, c'est moi). 
arachnequarius:
deeeelightful. how are things, pb? if yr lovely lady is still with, the i presume you are quite divine.
it is the cursed, lost minutes between the small light in my room going out and the moment of blissful sleep that i feel my most lonesome. it is these thick, ripe moments when i feel most like an ungrateful son, an aloof brother, a lacking friend or a painfully absent lover---it is these painful, doubting minutes when i feel crippling guilt for not being...
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thejuanupsman:
It is always strange and wonderful to read something where someone is feeling what you feel, saying what you wish you could say.
nocontrol:
i don't love any souls. i only love jelly donuts.
ok, the answer like three of you have been waiting for:
cajun. or, to gleefully use the slang-- coon ass.
it interests me how so many think i'm irish. i DO love Guinness, and bagpipe music (though that's really Scottish), and i've been in one or two bar brawls in my day. id be interested to know why some of yous think that way.
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cajun. or, to gleefully use the slang-- coon ass.
it interests me how so many think i'm irish. i DO love Guinness, and bagpipe music (though that's really Scottish), and i've been in one or two bar brawls in my day. id be interested to know why some of yous think that way.
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maurauder:
i miss you... 
maurauder:
hey poo-head, I thought you were writing a new update!
I even took a study break to come read it.
also, I'd like to take this moment to say how much I love you.
I love you THIS
MUCH!
*drip drip* <---see, thats me being sappy as a mofo.
but I can't help it, 'cause I'm rather giddy and twitterpated tonight.
so glad we got to talk.
I love you baby.
*SMOOCH*
I even took a study break to come read it.
also, I'd like to take this moment to say how much I love you.
I love you THIS
MUCH!
*drip drip* <---see, thats me being sappy as a mofo.
but I can't help it, 'cause I'm rather giddy and twitterpated tonight.
so glad we got to talk.
I love you baby.
*SMOOCH*
Hear that lonesome whippoorwill
He sounds too blue to fly
The midnight train is whining low
I'm so lonesome I could cry
I've never seen a night so long
When time goes crawling by
The moon just went behind a cloud
To hide its face and cry
Did you ever see a robin weep
When leaves begin to die?
Like me he's lost the will...
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He sounds too blue to fly
The midnight train is whining low
I'm so lonesome I could cry
I've never seen a night so long
When time goes crawling by
The moon just went behind a cloud
To hide its face and cry
Did you ever see a robin weep
When leaves begin to die?
Like me he's lost the will...
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maurauder:
Gee, you sure do make work funn! 
nocontrol:
I love that fucking song. Thanks for reminding me.
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maurauder:
Hey! Didjya get mah email?
maurauder:
Hmmmmm
...my box is empty...
thats email box you PERV!!!11
...my box is empty...
thats email box you PERV!!!11
goin' outta town for about a week and half on uhh business.
would that i had something earth-shattering to say as i fly away but i think the earth died screaming...
-pb
would that i had something earth-shattering to say as i fly away but i think the earth died screaming...
-pb
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maurauder:
You're a devil with that phone...
Tell the fanclub I say hi.
-Miss Toxic
Tell the fanclub I say hi.
-Miss Toxic
smuffy:
too bad it's not business and not pleasure.
pleasure being moxie toxic of course.
pleasure being moxie toxic of course.
what goes up must, as they say, come down.
gravity, like this continent, sucks.
gravity, like this continent, sucks.
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arachnequarius:
yr going down wha?
continents are dumb.
continents are dumb.
crushjunkie:
Where be thy pirate?