pavlovsdog

Random musings:

My life would be so much easier if it were scripted.

If I'm staring off into space, I'm either thinking about sex or the Theory of Relativity. Probably sex.

Don't forget to tip your stripper.

I got a speeding ticket the other day, no less than 24 hours after I bragged about never having one.

I find it somewhat ironic when someone orders organic coffee and the proceeds to put artifical sweetener in it.

It's cold here for May, like in the 50's

I got my semi-annual hair cut last week. The back is short, but it still hangs in my eyes which drives my mom crazy. I don't have pictures yet. I need a digital camera.

What drives me crazy is when my mom asks me which resturant I think we should go to for Mother's Day. First choice was too expensive, second was too noisy, the third one was too "exotic". We ended up at TK Tripps.

I love my mother, even though if you ever met her the first thing she would tell you about is all her various ailments, then she would proceed to tell you every embarassing story about me she could remember.