patricky

Yesterday, at work, I saw one of the goofiest looking people I've ever seen. A father, coming into the store with his son, who looked exactly like Friar Tuck. He had a big, round bottom, and a floppy hair cut that was like a retro-Moe (from the three stooges). Even better, he spoke in the world's most stereotypical German accent. It was beautiful in its goofiness.

EDIT: Incidentally, for all you nerds out there, I wrote this new book. Complete dorks may recognize that the cover is by Erol Otus, whose work defined the earliest days of D&D:




My newest, nerdiest creation.