okay, so out of all the times I could have chosen to go for a drive in fishnets and suspenders, I choose the worst and windiest night of the fucking ye ar.
As I sped over the fallen branches, rubbish bins and occasional stray cat I couldnt help thinking that it would be bloody typical if the one time I crash I'm found looking like a red headed frank n furter on a country retreat.
Night driving has to be one of my all time favourite pasttimes, especially real late at night, when the country roads are long and empty and whichever DJ is on the radio long ago gave up talking in favour of half hour long dance tracks. Tonight I took a detour down this lane full of blossomin hedgerows. The wind had ripped the petals off and was shooting them into my headlights, mixing with the rain it was like driving in glitter, felt a bit spaced out, possibly not the greatest thing to be in the situation but stil.
Anyway, I survived, obviously. Although I kinda wanted to see the look on the paramedics face when he realised what I was wearing, oh well, another night.
xxx
As I sped over the fallen branches, rubbish bins and occasional stray cat I couldnt help thinking that it would be bloody typical if the one time I crash I'm found looking like a red headed frank n furter on a country retreat.
Night driving has to be one of my all time favourite pasttimes, especially real late at night, when the country roads are long and empty and whichever DJ is on the radio long ago gave up talking in favour of half hour long dance tracks. Tonight I took a detour down this lane full of blossomin hedgerows. The wind had ripped the petals off and was shooting them into my headlights, mixing with the rain it was like driving in glitter, felt a bit spaced out, possibly not the greatest thing to be in the situation but stil.
Anyway, I survived, obviously. Although I kinda wanted to see the look on the paramedics face when he realised what I was wearing, oh well, another night.
xxx
theworldisfine:
The thrill is in turning off your headlights on those country roads.
firemanirfd:
Chances are they probly would have seen more fucked up things in there career that it wouldn't be too shocking. It would be memorable, but not on the very top of the F-ed Up list. You would not believe some of the stuff you see