I do. I hate those bastards. We were fine here, and now they have to come and fuck it up. they should just go back to wherever the fuck they came from! Zeta Reticuli are wherever. Just turn their flying saucers around and point them away from our solar system and leave. There is a good solution in South Park. Fuck them up the ass until they are dead! Let Peter Singer handle that part.
Are you being abducted by those jack asses? My suggestion is to move to an apartment complex in a heavily populated area. Somebody would see that, and call the cops. That had to be illegal! The cops would give them a ticket.
What is this about aliens "harvesting" us? Fuck that, we should "harvest" them! Now,, you might ask, what are we going to do with all these aliens? Fucking barbecue, bro! Kill the and grill them! Genetically engineer them until the fuckers taste like pork!
Next time you see an alien, or a UFO, you have got a middle finger, just fucking use it. "Hey! Space jack ass. Straight up, buddy!"
I apologize. I should not have gotten so hot there. I just hate those abducting assholes.