Live fully clothed girls. That is mainly what I have been seeing.
Not that I am not seeing any naked women. I see three everyday. I simply thought I would see a lot more.
We rented a very nice house. We rented nice cars. No problems. We did have a problem renting a boat. We just got it today. In every Girls Gone Wild I have seen, someone is yelling "I think we need a breathalyzer right about now." Or something like that.
We did need a breathalyzer indeed.
We had our first Girls Gone Wild incident this morning, as we got on a boat. One girl flashed us. That was it. Our boat was fine, fast and it floated. Enough room for the girls to spread out. Enough room for a large cooler. Soon, we noticed a boat headed toward us, with the diver waving at us. He knew how to handle his boat; he pulled along side of us easily, something that would have taken me a long time. Besides the older male driver, there were four totally nude women with him. I think it may have tak e a boat ride with me, just take your clothes off. He just asked if we could "loan us some beer?"
I replied "To be repaid after sixty days with interests of four more beers?" The four drunk naked girls thought this to be incredibly funny. I fished a few out of our cooler. Not a problem, we have the boat all of of next week, we could go back, refill the cooler, and come back out if we wanted to.
As I handed them over, a siren blared, and an official looking boat with official looking men on it raced over to us. "Oh, no,police cops!" Again, laughter from drunk naked girls. Megan was sunbathing on the rear (stern) of the boat, and was told she could not, because that is where the propeller is. Even though the boat was not moving, she still could not be there. No problem, she did not ask questions, just got back into the seat. He asked if we were selling beer, and I said no, with the unmistakable ring of truth. I know this because he did not ask any more questions. Noticing four loud drunk naked girls, and three quiet, cautious topless ones, and two male drivers, breathalyzers all around.
I had not had a drink all day. I still have not. I am drinking Fanta orange right now. So i had no problem, and I was the one doing all the driving. Aisha, Megan, and Courtney were all over the limit, and told not to drive until sober. Again, no comments. The drunk naked girls were laughing at their high numbers. Finally, the driver of the other boat was tested, and was over the limit. So, he was arrested, his boat impounded, and the drunk girls, put aboard our boat. Boat police cops told us to take them home. Our boat was over occupied, so go slow. No comment. Just do it.
Here is the problem. None of these girls were stunners, but all were attractive. One had very large breasts. Courtney likes large breasts, shot a look at Megan, who decided to sit next to me. I managed a few looks back, and saw Courtney sucking on the drunk girls nipples. The drunk girl seemed to like it. I have never seen Courtney engaged in any sexual conduct, beyond a kiss and the times we were together (twice, and no more ever, I believe). She only stopped when we got closer to shore, and they all put on their suits. Megan did not look back, sunglasses covered her eyes, but I could see steam coming off of her head.
The drunks knew where they needed to go, so we said goodbye, and left the boat with the guy at the marina. Megan got in the Camero with me, and Aisha with Courtney in the Benz. As soon as we got to the house, Aisha and I cleared out. Courtney and Megan have gone between arguments and not speaking to each other.
Wendy arrives tomorrow, and I will be alone with the Courtney and Megan. I really hope they make up. This has been a great, relaxing vacation, until now.