Yarg! What's with all this work and stuff? I hate working. Well mostly.

I like rice krispie treats though. I met the lady who makes the ones that they sell at the Fall Cafe across the street from my house. I told her she had to stop making them, that I was developing a dangerous addiction. I've eaten 4 in the last 2 days! But she reassured me that they aren't that bad for you -- kinda like eating a sugary bowl of cereal.

Yeah, and masturbating is like getting fucked in the ass. I mean, they're both nice and all, but they're just not the same.

Mmm, I can't wait to wake up tomorrow and eat another one.