Today I ran over the brooklyn bridge in the sunny sunshine. Then I ran north through chinatown, to canal street, and then east to the Manhattan bridge. Once over that I ran through downtown Brooklyn and west through Brooklyn Heights and north along the promenade with all the fancy people and their fancy dogs. Then I ran to the gym and stretched and steamroomed and showered.
Before all that I had an almond croissant. It was good.
And before that I watched a girl have sex with a guy and some weird stuff came out of my peepee. I think cuz I was touching it too much. It's very sensitive.
Before all that I had an almond croissant. It was good.
And before that I watched a girl have sex with a guy and some weird stuff came out of my peepee. I think cuz I was touching it too much. It's very sensitive.
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And don't touch your pee-pee like that. You'll go blind and grow hair on your palms (I know, it happened to me. I got better though.)