pantsonfire

i'm excited. this is the week i've been waiting for for over a year. it is Divorce Week and i will finally be freed of the chains of matrimony in the eyes of the law.

emotionally, i've been a single guy the minute i realized she was gone. she moved all her stuff out when i was on a business trip in hawaii, and yeah, it was strange at first, but not having that shrill voice complaining everytime i cracked a beer has been mighty nice.

i found all her old letters, telling me what a horrible person i am, and how i "need help". i even found the one that was on the fridge when i got back from hawaii. they should've made me sad, but i laughed my ass off. apparently as little as i meant to her, spelling and grammar meant a lot less. here's to you, my soon to be ex-wife.

and better yet, i have the internet in my house again!! no more library trips!! fucking A.