pantsonfire

so tomorrow is another spooky spooky halloween. and nobody will be out trick or treating because they all had government sanctioned trick or treating last sunday! yeah, that's some bull-motherfuckin-shit right there. when i was a kid, halloween was halloween, but now it's about cross-marketing and by the time real halloween has arrived all the damn candy's gone!

and don't get me started on daylight savings time. what a complete misnomer. it gets dark at 5pm here and ain't that some bull-motherfuckin-shit? let me tell you what. this daylight savings time ain't saving me shit!

so enough ranting about crap that pisses me off, i'm in a good mood. here's why:

1. i have a set of conga drums now. whoa nelly they are fun to play.
2. i am in creative blossom.
3. my beard is full and makes me look kinda lumberjackesque.
4. it is moped weather today.
5. my cat did something hilarious today
6. i have a new toothbrush.
7. i realized that washing my hair only makes it look worse. so now i don't.
8. i found my long lost guns-n-roses tapestry in my office.
9. i am going to an nba game in indy on friday.
10. my car has a problem and i can actually afford to get it fixed!

ok, so #10 was kind of a stretch, but the other 9 are really, sincerely, quite reallyalmost on the money. kind of.

keep the love coming, i've been appreciating it.