pantsonfire

It has been a week of non-stop debauchery beginning with my trip up to Green Bay. Fuck, it has been a whirlwind.....no sleep, extreme drinking. Anyhow.....Had to work with these candy-ass LA fuckers, and I just had to split and do my own thing. Met some local punkers outside my hotel after bar time, and they were the angels of mercy with a cold couple of Red Dogs (yuck) for yours truly. Long story short, I end up going to this party in the hotel with them and getting a blowjob from the birthday girl and finally crashing at 7AM. A blowjob goes a long way toward restoring a guy's confidence. The next day was even crazier. I found this bar called "29 Steps", fucking awesome place with a great jukebox. I end up hooking up with this girl Heather and her friend Erin (thanks for the last-call Tequila Sunrise you two) and we close the place down and go to another birthday party, this time in an apartment. The cops stop by, the artichoke dip is depleted, I'm drinking spiked Hawaiian punch and burning my 2nd pack of 'grits for the day. I end up in bed (alone, unfortunately) at 5am. Those fucking Green Bay kids are crazy! Get back to Milwaukee late Sunday night and then it's Amtrak to Chicago to pick up X-ine at Midway.

She's an old girlfriend of mine from way back, and I don't know what I was thinking when I set this visit up with her. I guess I just needed to get my dry spell broken, but with the timing of my Green Bay blowjob I think I would have done better playing the field on my own. Confidence can put you on a roll! But she has creeped me out a few times, and is constantly complaining about being cold. It's Milwaukee - of course it's cold! We've been having a good time, drinking a lot, hitting the town, but there are so many things about her that drive me crazy (in a bad way). Out bowling Tuesday, I light these girls cigs up over on the adjacent lane with my zippo. X-ine is on her way back from the bar with a pint of Eastside Dark for me and in my lap it goes. oops! Then she gives me this creepy crawly look and says "that was your own fault". This made me pretty mad, but I stayed cool and dealt with it. Next we hit the Cactus Club, and X-ine got completely blotto on vodka tonics (and she makes sure it's the top shelf shit, too) and when she heads for the pisser, another girl approaches me about buying her a Huber. I of course, do it, I hate to see a pretty young lady going thirsty. Of course, X-ine saw this interaction on her way back and gave me the "fuck yourself" glare. Things have been a bit icy at times, and I made the mistake of having sex with her and now there's that to deal with. We're going to Chicago today for the last 2 nights of her trip (White Sox game Friday night!) and then it's work, and then up to my buddy Ryan's Memorial Day BBQ and Sportfucking National Finals. Wish me luck on the thing with X-ine.

Also, no word on Boston......yet........hopeful still.