pantsonfire

I'm trying to get this job out in Boston where I will be a video production instructor at a well-respected technical college. Then I will change my name here to "professor pantsonfire" and will rquire everyone to address me as such. I will acquire a collection of brown sport coats (with the elbow patches) and get started on that beard I've always wanted to grow. I will mutter profanities during the faculty meetings and grab the arses of sultry female professors and young, nubile TA's. God, I hope I get this one - better inject some Botox into my resume, fatten it up just a bit for this one.