i think all of you know how much i enjoy posting funny journal entries.
this one is a black hole of comedy.
those of you with weak stomachs should not continue.
last week, i found out my 86 year-old grandmother has cancer in her bladder ... a tumor the size of a baseball. Since she suffers from other health problems, the physicians suggested that she...
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this one is a black hole of comedy.
those of you with weak stomachs should not continue.
last week, i found out my 86 year-old grandmother has cancer in her bladder ... a tumor the size of a baseball. Since she suffers from other health problems, the physicians suggested that she...
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A boy was sitting in the park on one of the benches eating candy bar, after candy bar. A man across the way saw him and went up to the boy and said, "You know, eating all that candy isnt good for you, it will make you fat, rot your teeth, and when you are older it will make you break out" The boy said,...
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quasi_sean:
i cannot trust teh links that teh Queen gives away so freely. 
sometimes, i just can't help myself.
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kayla_:
do you have your septum pierced in a different place than usual? yours looks a lot furhter back than i normally see them
metatag:
Dam beer. I clicked on that link again without turning off pop ups!
Ten Fucked Up Things to do at the Office:
10. Keep telling the same person that they have bad breath even if they don't, and then punch them in the face.
9. Announce in a meeting that you have AIDS. After everyone gives you the sympathy remarks, tell them how you are just kidding and tell them that they are a bunch of queers.
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10. Keep telling the same person that they have bad breath even if they don't, and then punch them in the face.
9. Announce in a meeting that you have AIDS. After everyone gives you the sympathy remarks, tell them how you are just kidding and tell them that they are a bunch of queers.
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thelastbeliever:
Hiya! Thank you so much for the comment in my thread 
You are so sweet and nice. Love you to pieces
You are so sweet and nice. Love you to pieces
thelastbeliever:
Well you've always been good to me.
things i foresee myself saying at the site of an accident:
I saw a slow-moving, sad-faced old gentleman as he bounced off the hood of my car.
The indirect cause of the accident was a little guy in a small car with a big mouth.
A pedestrian hit me and went under my car.
To avoid hitting the bumper of the car in front, I...
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I saw a slow-moving, sad-faced old gentleman as he bounced off the hood of my car.
The indirect cause of the accident was a little guy in a small car with a big mouth.
A pedestrian hit me and went under my car.
To avoid hitting the bumper of the car in front, I...
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corymeyer:
You know, I never thought of smoking while upset. Of course maybe that's because I rarely am. I'll seriously try to get pissed off more often, which is not hard considering all the idiocy I can find while, for instance, driving. 
apotheosis:
Panda needs to take time off work to bring the funny.
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daghost:
I had to steal one from another country (she is Irish).
You could pick and choose, just try not to love the ones that are unworthy of the panda love.
Who gets to judge the betterness of the nuts? Oooo oooo please say a sexy, erotica-type vixen, please!
You could pick and choose, just try not to love the ones that are unworthy of the panda love.
Who gets to judge the betterness of the nuts? Oooo oooo please say a sexy, erotica-type vixen, please!
thelastbeliever:
Doing better today thank you. Thanks for the support though. You are so sweet
i'm saddened by the amount of people on my friend's list whom i've had to remove because they are no longer active.
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missmontana:
I am doing good. How about you? I haven't spoken with you in a looooooong ass time!
*edited...stupid keys not being where they are supposed to be...
[Edited on Apr 14, 2005 12:29PM]
*edited...stupid keys not being where they are supposed to be...
[Edited on Apr 14, 2005 12:29PM]
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hellmutt:
You kick ass! I actualy think you have a shittier deal than I do. I at least get to tell the little douche bags to fuck off. A freedom I exercise frequently. 
apotheosis:
Yeah, I had a day like that too. Only I don't get tipped. Crown is the bestest, I plan on drinking much tomorrow.
where's a shotgun when you need it?
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kipling:
Sorry, they are difficult to get around here ...
vancereese:
Yo. Sneezing reference.
Look for NEIL's first lines.
Look for NEIL's first lines.
okay, i'll end the suspense. dammit. 
i got my hood pierced. no pics. don't think i'll be putting them in my profile. you sick fucks
then went home and spent time with lots of family and had a blast. going back in August to stay at the condo for a week. good stuff.
i also got my hair done. there are pics of that. it's...
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i got my hood pierced. no pics. don't think i'll be putting them in my profile. you sick fucks
then went home and spent time with lots of family and had a blast. going back in August to stay at the condo for a week. good stuff.
i also got my hair done. there are pics of that. it's...
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d_no:
Excellent, things sound promising
I'll keep my fingers for you, it's the least I can do.
I'll keep my fingers for you, it's the least I can do.
idjit:
Hey! Things have been good in general. The photo thing is going well, I've had 3 sets accepted for SG and doggie photography has turned into a pretty steady source of income. Have some great trips coming up - Toronto, NYC, Philly. Unfortunately all of those trips are sans kitschy due to school, etc. which is a major bummer. How are things on your end?
How are things on your end?
-Jenn