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quasi_sean:
that made me wee in my boy panties.
atomh8:
I dislike mimes. 
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metro:
i'm torn!
that's really sad
i grew up without a television, so i never saw Sesame Street. i guess i'll never have a live Elmo experience
that's really sad
i grew up without a television, so i never saw Sesame Street. i guess i'll never have a live Elmo experience
WHAT PORNOS WOULD HAVE US BELIEVE...
1. Women wear high heels to bed.
2. Men are never impotent.
3. When going down on a woman 10 seconds is more than satisfactory.
4. If a woman gets busted masturbating by a strange man, she will not scream with embarrassment, but rather insist he have sex with her.
5. Women smile appreciatively when men splat them in...
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1. Women wear high heels to bed.
2. Men are never impotent.
3. When going down on a woman 10 seconds is more than satisfactory.
4. If a woman gets busted masturbating by a strange man, she will not scream with embarrassment, but rather insist he have sex with her.
5. Women smile appreciatively when men splat them in...
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atomh8:
yes, fucking like a porn star has gotten me in quite a bit of trouble in the past. 
metatag:
And when you deliver pizza to the super hot woman, she pulls you into her bedroom 5 seconds after she opens the front door...
Actually, that rumour was spread by home delivery pizza companies, who had trouble employing people on piss poor wages.
That's why the turnover rate of pizza delivery guys is so high. Once the delivery guy work out that he is only working almost for nothing, he knows that he has been tricked and he leaves
Actually, that rumour was spread by home delivery pizza companies, who had trouble employing people on piss poor wages.
That's why the turnover rate of pizza delivery guys is so high. Once the delivery guy work out that he is only working almost for nothing, he knows that he has been tricked and he leaves
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atomh8:
Wow, I know just how that bug feels.....
I relate to bugs. Thats weird.
I relate to bugs. Thats weird.
apokk:
You have no Idea who I am...but I just stumbled on your Josh thing. Freakin Hilarity.
seems as though Josh leads an interesting life.
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thefreak:
GAH!
-TM
-TM
apotheosis:
Anti-Josh is my hero. Although he didn't have a nice car and date a cheerleader. Then again, who would want to date that miserable dumbass chick? 
my mind sometimes feels like a war of overanalysis.
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ararinda:
It's gotta happen sometime.
I hope everything is ok
I hope everything is ok
toothpickmoe:
Kill it! Kill it with alcohol!
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apotheosis:
I'm Jewish. Fuck you and your Christmas card.
j/k.. Merry Christmas.
j/k.. Merry Christmas.
corymeyer:
I'm stoned right now. Fifth time ever. Third time in four days... Damn, I forgot what I was going to say. (Seriousyl!)
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apotheosis:
Let's all dog-pile the Panda. One, Two.. Three.. Pile on!!!
metatag:
In case I don't get the chance before the big day, have a great Christmas 
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atomh8:
That pic became my wallpaper briefly.
nickzut:
as am i so
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daghost:
No I invented the computer.
And I want my monies!!!!
And I want my monies!!!!