i haven't been on much in the last few days.
i've got responses to make to many of the comments left on my last entry, so please be patient with my furry ass
to those of you that request my friendship without ever having left a comment in my journal .... leave one!
more to come .... and hopefully some good funny, too.
fucking shit...
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i've got responses to make to many of the comments left on my last entry, so please be patient with my furry ass
to those of you that request my friendship without ever having left a comment in my journal .... leave one!
more to come .... and hopefully some good funny, too.
fucking shit...
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theseadog:
Happy new year!
That Things to do an an elevator post is still coming in handy.
That Things to do an an elevator post is still coming in handy.
neuroticanne:
Pandamonium....You are the greeeeeaaaaaatest!!!!
Ok, I just had to say that!
Ok, I just had to say that!
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neuroticanne:
yay you!
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buckknuckle:
yah! Drunk!
Vegans are the suck.
Vegans are the suck.
buckknuckle:
hahahhahaha! thank you, I needed that.
since several of you are asking about my back piece, i'm going to be lazy and just describe it here.
lower back, i want it to look as though it's *sitting* on top of my ass. inverted triangular tribal with softer, flowing lines. steel blue with chrome inlay. the sides will reach the entire width of my back and the point will go into the...
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lower back, i want it to look as though it's *sitting* on top of my ass. inverted triangular tribal with softer, flowing lines. steel blue with chrome inlay. the sides will reach the entire width of my back and the point will go into the...
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capt_sparrow:
yeah i thought that was funny. do u think they did that on purpose? 
im glad ya like it
im glad ya like it 
kitschy:
Hey furry bear friend,
What's the haps lately? How are you doing?
What's the haps lately? How are you doing?
why couldn't Hellen Keller get a driver's license?
because she's a woman.
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that's all i got today. there seems to be a funny shortage right now.
i found out my back piece is going to run me around $400. but it's gonna look hella sweet. i can't wait to get it. they'll also go over my panda again for free - since it's on...
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because she's a woman.
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that's all i got today. there seems to be a funny shortage right now.
i found out my back piece is going to run me around $400. but it's gonna look hella sweet. i can't wait to get it. they'll also go over my panda again for free - since it's on...
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toothpickmoe:
Bake damn you! Bake! Hehe
A woman came into work yesterday and said she had about 2000 cookies at home. No joke.
You people amaze me.
A woman came into work yesterday and said she had about 2000 cookies at home. No joke.
You people amaze me.
walkswithbears:
i was going to ask what mr stitches asked...so i will, what you getting on your back?
Words of wisdom
1. I've learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in.
2. I've learned that no matter how much I care, some people are just assholes.
3. I've learned that you can get by on charm for about fifteen minutes. After that, you'd better have a big dick or...
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1. I've learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in.
2. I've learned that no matter how much I care, some people are just assholes.
3. I've learned that you can get by on charm for about fifteen minutes. After that, you'd better have a big dick or...
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ilovhxc:
So what part of Florence is your friend from?
hypnogogic:
thanks 
just got all my metal back in. couple of changes: curved barbell in my labret and barbells in my nipples. i'm diggin it.
i apologize for the lack of funny lately. haven't had much of a chance to humor hunt. i'll try to get on that tonight.
this weekend will be spent Christmas baking (yes, i know how to bake
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darling_nikki:
We should swap some recipes. Do you like cheesecake? I have, no shit, the best damn recipe. I'm gonna make it on Thursday. It takes a bit of time but it is well worth it. L5P is nice. I haven't hung out there much since I moved out of midtown. The best thing about being in town is the restaurants.
You aren't missing a thing in buckhead, at least not the club scene. There are a few good places to eat down there. My fav is on Roswell Rd, 5 Seasons. That's not really buckhead though. You should check it out.
I'm thinking about getting my nipples pierced. How do you like yours? I think I might like getting lips pierced first 'cause my hood piercing is lonely...lol
You aren't missing a thing in buckhead, at least not the club scene. There are a few good places to eat down there. My fav is on Roswell Rd, 5 Seasons. That's not really buckhead though. You should check it out.
I'm thinking about getting my nipples pierced. How do you like yours? I think I might like getting lips pierced first 'cause my hood piercing is lonely...lol
capt_sparrow:
thats awsome thanxs for the correct spellin of spanish words. and ur right about the blaine ur right as always
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[Edited on Dec 20, 2004 6:32PM]
in case any of you were wondering ....
jail sucks.
i'll get to the comment replies shortly. i promise.
jebus, it's good to be on the "outside"
okay, so i've decided to just tell the story here instead of typing it on each individual journal.
you all remember how Monday night was Crown night? well .... lets just say this panda didn't exactly slow down...
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jail sucks.
i'll get to the comment replies shortly. i promise.
jebus, it's good to be on the "outside"
okay, so i've decided to just tell the story here instead of typing it on each individual journal.
you all remember how Monday night was Crown night? well .... lets just say this panda didn't exactly slow down...
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corymeyer:
Panda,
You have my sympathy.
I just graduated college with a degree in Criminal Justice. Of course, a month before graduating, and while taking a class on Legal Aspects of Policing, I drove home drunk and was pulled over by the police. Somehow, by some sheer luck of good fortune, I got off. I had been falling asleep at the wheel, brushed up against a concrete slab, supposedly overcorrected and almost hit a car (from what the officer told me). I immediately told the officer I had been falling asleep at the wheel, but he was like, "Dude, you're drunk!" At one point, remembering from a legal class how much police use discretion and how there are 700 possible outcomes to a traffic stop, I said, "You know, you could follow me home." He was royally pissed off at me but somehow I had gained enough sympathy. He asked if I had ever been arrested for DUI (no), asked if I had a cell phone, he took my truck keys, and told me to use my cell phone to call a friend. He then sped off. He just didn't want to deal with me, for whatever reason. It was 3 am, which is the time police departments usually change shifts, so I'm guessing he was getting off of work and didn't want the hassle of extending his shift.
The average drunk drives drunk 1,000 times before getting caught for the first time. They are slower to get arrested a second time for DUI because they learn from their mistakes. I think I drove drunk maybe 75 times before that incident.
I suppose that failure to appear can make you appear as a flight risk.
On the side note, I recently had a friend who had his license for suspended for failing to pay a ticket, and then one month later he was arrested for driving. Forget about not drinking and driving, don't drive.
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You have my sympathy.
I just graduated college with a degree in Criminal Justice. Of course, a month before graduating, and while taking a class on Legal Aspects of Policing, I drove home drunk and was pulled over by the police. Somehow, by some sheer luck of good fortune, I got off. I had been falling asleep at the wheel, brushed up against a concrete slab, supposedly overcorrected and almost hit a car (from what the officer told me). I immediately told the officer I had been falling asleep at the wheel, but he was like, "Dude, you're drunk!" At one point, remembering from a legal class how much police use discretion and how there are 700 possible outcomes to a traffic stop, I said, "You know, you could follow me home." He was royally pissed off at me but somehow I had gained enough sympathy. He asked if I had ever been arrested for DUI (no), asked if I had a cell phone, he took my truck keys, and told me to use my cell phone to call a friend. He then sped off. He just didn't want to deal with me, for whatever reason. It was 3 am, which is the time police departments usually change shifts, so I'm guessing he was getting off of work and didn't want the hassle of extending his shift.
The average drunk drives drunk 1,000 times before getting caught for the first time. They are slower to get arrested a second time for DUI because they learn from their mistakes. I think I drove drunk maybe 75 times before that incident.
I suppose that failure to appear can make you appear as a flight risk.
On the side note, I recently had a friend who had his license for suspended for failing to pay a ticket, and then one month later he was arrested for driving. Forget about not drinking and driving, don't drive.
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deacon_:
How is my Panda doing?
so tonight is Crown night at my brother's restaurant.
the Crown Girls will be there
the panda will be there, too
she-nan-i-gans
oh, and here's some fun things to do in an elevator:
1.Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.
2.Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your kleenex to other passengers.
3.Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and...
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the Crown Girls will be there
the panda will be there, too
she-nan-i-gans
oh, and here's some fun things to do in an elevator:
1.Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.
2.Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your kleenex to other passengers.
3.Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and...
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deacon_:
Panda,
Where is the guide dog? I want to take him to the bar!
Where is the guide dog? I want to take him to the bar!
thelastbeliever:
UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE!
Hey thanks so much for my testimonial. I left you one too. Stay cool and keep rocking
Hey thanks so much for my testimonial. I left you one too. Stay cool and keep rocking
how did your holidays go?