pandamonium

i don't think i've had a crazier Thanksgiving ever.

crazy as in mad busy ... which is why i haven't been on much in the last 4 or 5 days.

i'm going back and responding to the slew of comments left on my previous entry, so hang tight ... you should all see a comment from me before the day's over.

also, i will be vacationing with a rockstar in 3 days, so i'll be away for a while ... again. but i hope to come back with more pics, as we're going to a Manson show. my first ever. the life of my Manson cherry is soon to be over






i had to come back and leave you guys with some funny. i'm a slave to the funny
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Q: How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light bulb?


A: One. ONE!! And do you know WHY it only takes ONE?
Because no one else in this house knows HOW to change a
light bulb. They don't even know the bulb is BURNED OUT.
They would sit in this house in the dark for THREE DAYS
before they figured it OUT. And once they figured it out they
wouldn't be able to find the light bulbs despite the fact that
they've been in the SAME CUPBOARD for the past
SEVENTEEN YEARS. But if they did, by some miracle,
actually find the light bulbs, TWO DAYS LATER the chair that
they dragged from two rooms over to stand on to change the
STUPID light bulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!! AND
UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE CRUMPLED WRAPPER
THE STUPID FUCKING LIGHT BULBS CAME IN! WHY?!
BECAUSE NO ONE IN THIS HOUSE EVER CARRIES OUT
THE GARBAGE!! IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL
SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE THAT ARE
12 FEET DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE. THE
HOUSE!! IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS...
I'm sorry...what did you ask me?