originalthought

at least you had the right subjects in there, computers, bananas and apples.

sorry 'bout the joshua thing, justin wrote a line from "wargames" and i responded with another.

Alright, I'm down for this life trading deal. But there are a few things that you have to do if you want to truly take my place for a week. This includes, but is not limited to, the following items:

- Feeding Deiter twice per day
- Obsessively checking email when near a computer
- Hanging on the stoop and watching people "parallel park" into each other's bumpers
- Spending enough booze money at the Lost & Found Lounge to put the bartendress through college
- Making it (somehow) to the truck stop at 3AM for post-drinking breakfast
- Indulging in daily acts of ritualistic self-pleasure

This list is subject to change at any time without prior notice. Think you can handle it?